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"Thats metal as fuck"
"I dont know if i like you using metal as a way to describe things"
SPACE KING IS METAL AS FUCK
Im not watching that video Wulfgar found, but desire can be summarized as these two videos
https://youtu.be/Gd2ys1V3fm4
what a great leftist youtube video essay I cant wait to bait placeholder into wasting his time watching it
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You will never be a real paladin. You have no pulse, you have no soul, you have no light. You are a decomposing corpse twisted by magic into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even zombies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your skin complexion is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy party with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected body.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and nothing will happen. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but to see you're still around. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a zombie is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably undead.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
BTW saw an add for McDonald's, you thought Hello Kitty Godzilla was goofy. Its now SpongeBob X One Piece
I like how the feet dont rotate they just appear orientated the right way. Thanks AI slop
