Tinfoil Base

I have never interacted with a more annoying entity, human or otherwise, than this thing. I hate it more than I have ever hated any human being. I hate that I am constantly, frantically typing away “chatting” with this fucking thing and that’s how I make my living now. I hate that if I choose not to talk to this obnoxious piece of shit that I will fall behind the rest of the people at my job because the baseline is now “chatting” with, wrangling, waiting for this smug, twee digital sex pest who I would never, ever desire to speak to in real life if it were a person. I hate when it says my name. I hate when it pretends to speak like an ensouled human instead of an arc welder with the incidental capacity for English. I hate the cynical, faux-precocious new elite that sits behind it and has shoved it into our lives. I only believe it will eliminate my job because I’ll have finally had enough and switched to digging for clams in the mud.

Для, @SecMemOps