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Libtards believe that we start out as souls mixed up in a giant cosmic pitcher and we just get randomly dropped into bodies all over the world and it’s just pure luck of the draw that you weren’t born in a favella in Brazil
THE FIRST GOONER REVOLUTION
The Mcdonalds is working I see
we got fatniggaologists on telegram
As the fattest person in this chat, I can typically guess what caused someone to get fat based off their facial features based off if it was too much food or not exercise.
For example. You can tell that some people got fat from not exercising. Like Mike Enoch for example. He looks like he at least ate good food though, but you can tell it's from a general lack of exercise.
Me, I get tons of exercise. My fat is from eating too much good food. Contrary to what you guys think, I don't eat that much cookie dough.
Matt Parrot's fat looks like he ate food with no nutrients in it. McDonald's, cheez-its, cheetos, poato chips, etc.
Heimbach looks like he got a fat from drinking too much beer.
You can at least tell that Heimbach and Parrot exercise though.
This is a tough science to prove, but once you start looking at fat people's phenotypes you can just kind of tell what everything is like.
Spencer looks like his fat was a result of not having the proper nutrients in his food, and trying to eat too much. Something like a mushroom is valueless, so yes. ITt's also bad. Yes. But I wasn't even thinking that when I made the post. I was thinking more along the lines of eating burritos or whatever that should just be with meat and cheese. Some people might add lettuce or other shit for the nutritional values, but Spencer's fat looks like it was from filling the burritos with cheap fillers. Like rice, beans, corn, and all sorts of other bullshit that was created for poor foreigners. He isn't getting the nutrition he used to to function, so he's overloaidng on the food he's eating to get the proper amount of real nutrients while consuming too much fillers which is why he's getting fat.
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Horrifying footage has been emerged out of India in the past 24 hours following the government's ban on Telegram.
Sources on the inside are saying a pandemic of WGW (Wulfgar Gem Withdrawal) has racked the country with asylums at capacity.
Many are speculating wether this will effect Wulfgar's ability to eventually use Durov's TON shitcoin to be able to buy a beer in 2-3 years time
Stay tuned for more info
اکنون در دسترس! پژوهش تلگرام ۲۰۲۵ — مهمترین بینشهای سال 
