Papi’s Paper Route 📬

I don’t make the rules

We store them all in nyc with Diddy as punishment

Every president we kidnap, on chain goes 50% higher

Coins are back.

You feel that?

Thank you Delta Force for saving our bags

Well now that we’ve kidnapped the Venezuelan president and his wife in the dead of night, I feel like it’s prob time to long

Lol

Ahhhhhhh shit

A real shame…

Be a real shame if crypto ripped for a whole quarter after everyone said crypto was over forever and pivoted to equities.

Let’s see where we go from here

Looking pretty good innit…legacy memes pumping

Alright real quick before I head into the gym… Think on chain is warming up right now, there’s little mini runners every day but super low mc. Most have very low ceilings as people are still in “just hit a 2x on 2 bands” every day mode. Right now they aren’t wrong. The people making money right now are very good at this OR hit one of like four plays in 2 months that have gone mid 8 figs. Hats off to those players, they earned it. This morning in my hungover stupor I realized a lot of OG memes or high mc memes popped like 10-30%. Think this is a really good sign. These are usually signals for liq slowly trickling back on chain as people start to go a little more risk on, memes being the lowest hanging fruit, beaten down higher mc OG memes always viewed as ‘easier’ 2x-ish with size when the market decides to move up one level (btc eth etc) I think we’re probably a couple of weeks > one month or so away from on chain looking really great again as far as higher ceilings, more participants, new narratives, and sidelined liquidity deciding they want to play again even if it’s smaller bag than normal (ie: not slamming high 6 figs into an on chain shitter but 50k, etc). Seems like it wouldn’t have a huge effect but a lot of these coins can rip upwards in a meaningful way if like two dudes slam $100k into the coin or something. So imagine if 500 of them come back on chain and bid the main runners. Nice. I’m saying all this just to journal a bit and make note of things, and to say even if you feel like we’ll never be “so back” again, you should be paying attention 50% minimum every day. These are usually conditions where [insert coin > moodeng > chillguy > Zerebro > whatever the fuck) spawns and looks obvious even from like 10-20m mc or maybe higher. You’ll be able to tell by the price action, size of the bids, participants calling the coins publicly, etc. FOMO app might help ALOT with recognizing this early when on chain rips. If you caught moodeng at 50m with 50k and sold near the top, you made a doctors salary in under a month if you did nothing else that year. THOSE are the trades you should be looking for. There are (in my opinion) 5-10 huge trades per year where you have 5-50x insane opps with size. It’s just up to you to catch it early-late or whatever and with enough size relative to your port and life in general. See you on chain. Soon.

Cheers 🥂

Hope everyone has a great NYE whatever that means to you personally. Let’s come out swinging in 2026 man.

(That’s Marty supreme btw)