XIAOMI Fuckups

"Clean, clear, and eye-catching." - Apple, 2025

Man Xiaomi is weird There's a check on their system (PackageManagerServiceImpl at miui-services.jar) that:

IF /product/priv-app/GmsCore EXIST: THEN pm disable android.ext.shared && pm disable com.android.printservice.recommendation

You said you want to detach from Google but you add a check to disable Android's Internal Library Services I do have some thinking about the bypass, which is: 1. Hardcode the IS_INTERNATIONAL_BUILD check to const 0x1 to bypass the entire thing 2. Remove ext shared and print service package entry 3. Remove the check if GmsCore is exist

Continuing the trend of great thermals, witness the next gen 8 Elite Gen 5 losing to a mere 8 Elite inside a Samsung! Lei Jun thought a newer chip could mean he gets to cheap out on thermals 😍

Soon Xiaomi coming up with "Loose Motion"

This is it. We are broadcasting live from Azerbaijan Technology headquarters, where LLM (Lotta Lil Moneys) division has invented the most unique innovation humanity has seen. Introducing the all-new 小米EarLight. A sophisticated technology to locate your earpiece in the dark. Yes, Children of Khan are greatly pleased with such innovation and have approved it for usage on 小米18 Air series. Follow @XiaomiFuckups for more discoveries

Not only the phones but Xiaomi cars are also made to kill users A driver in China died after crashing his Xiaomi SU7 electric vehicle, which caught fire. It's not entirely Xiaomi's fault as the driver was drunk and was driving at a speed of 214 KM/h which is way above the speed limit. After the crash, there was a power failure, however, since its a Xiaomi product, the doors get locked and all the rescue attempts failed to save the driver by the bystanders who saw the crash. Xiaomi shares fell about 9% after the incident in China Follow @Xiaomifuckup to know why safety is important https://fixvx.com/clashreport/status/1977850462847012989

太好辣，是白名单，原神启动不了辣，我们没救辣！

Xiaomi blacklisted Genshin Impact from being played on the rear screen of Xiaomi 17 Pri Max

Homemade Xiaomi 17 Pro Max

Xiaomi sells a new hand warmer for winters! The Xiaomi 17 Pro Max has worse thermals than last gen, and its own small brother, the Xiaomi 17. Last gen, the Xiaomi 15 Pro had worse (or sometimes on par) thermals as the base 15, despite, being a much bigger phone! Why? Xiaomi went and used a sandwich stacked motherboard (like Apple, nice inspiration Lei Jun!) which traps heat. This time around, there's an extra display on the back to make things worse! It truly is a heat sandwich this time around. Why does a bigger phone with more space need sandwich mobos and a 6.3 incher doesn't? Only Lei can answer the mystery. sauce Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more great Xiaomi Thermal Engineering News.

hyperos 2 😐

HyperOS 3 lock screen clock is an incredible innovation

HyperOS 3 lock screen clock is an incredible innovation

HM (Redmi) Note 4X Hatsune Miku edition

Found this lying in my drawer, instantly caught my eye among everything else. My opinion? Xiaomi should put anime waifus on the boxes, would drive sales to the moon, even defeating Apple. Innovate, not copy.

If you think Xiaomi is any better in China in the after-sales service area, turns out even Samsung is better in China The first batch of Xiaomi 17 series units have their back panel f*cked with the residual trace caused by the packaging box. But the Xiaomi simply denied the replacement claiming that the back panel of the first batch units cannot be changed or replaced because you bought a Xiaomi product. In future, the process will be improved but to all those who bought Xiaomi 17, kindly cry about it in the corner Follow @Xiaomifuckup to know more about Xiaomi after sale scams