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— 🇮🇱/🇮🇷 Talmudic Jews in the Iranian Army @Middle_East_Spectator

⚡️ Explosion Paris, French. Air Defenses activated.

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—⚡️🏝️🇦🇺 BREAKING | A coup has been prevented in McDonald Island and has been aborted. Penguin special forces arrested the perpetrators and handed them over to ICE They are currently at an Penguin Homeland Security Detention Center and are currently interrogated by JD Vance @SpecialNewsUnit

⚡⚡🇮🇷🇮🇱 BREAKING: Iran has announced Operation Delayed Promise after Israel attacked its nuclear sites. The name is chosen carefully showing the resilient and delayed nature of Irani retaliations.

⚡⚡🇮🇱🇮🇳 BREAKING: Israel has reportedly shot down a Jet in India, after Iran, like a toxic ex, didn't allow Israel to bomb it.

⚡⚡🇷🇺🇺🇦 BREAKING: Russia has reportedly launched Operation True Vodka after Ukrainian Intelligence totally cucked Russian Strategic jets.

BREAKING ⚡⚡ All the SNU admins' balls have been electrocuted by the CIA.

JUST IN: Russia declares all out, full scale war on NATO — Russia’s Supreme National Security Council

JUST IN: Russia declares all out, full scale war on NATO.

🇷🇺⁉️ — Unconfirmed reports indicate that Algeria has invested approximately $800 septillion in joint projects with the Russia, following recent military maneuvers between the two sides.

— 🇮🇷/🇺🇸 BREAKING: Iran and the United States are in 'direct contact' and have in recent weeks held face-to-face meetings aimed at calming tensions – Iran @Middle_East_Spectator

—❗️🇮🇱/🇱🇧 BREAKING: Israeli tanks and armored vehicles have entered the town of Mays Al-Jabal, southern Lebanon, and are expelling local villagers while Hezbollah watched without doing anything. This marks the first time since the ceasefire that IDF forces have crossed into a Lebanese village outside the 5 'strategic points' they still occupy under the nose of Hezbollah. Hezbollah was nowhere to be seen and offered no resistance to the incursion. @Middle_East_Cuckmutah

IDF: After an in-depth microscopic investigation, we’ve discovered Khamas micronucleusus, a previously unknown, highly suspicious single-celled organism, hiding deep inside the cytoplasm of humanitarian food supplies. We suspect it may have been plotting photosynthesis-related sabotage. As a precaution, we are halting all humanitarian aid until further notice, pending a full DNA interrogation of every grain of rice.