Lord Of The Pepe

Do you believe this? According to ABC News, Mitch McConnell wrote a letter today that he is alive and fine… it was just pneumonia and a fall — He even shared a photo next to his beloved Chinese handler wife His letter: “My doctors have confirmed that I didn’t break any bones or suffer a concussion. I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages. But I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital. While receiving excellent care over the past several weeks, I’ve also had to deal with a mild case of pneumonia., You all know how folks of my generation often hesitate to share the vulnerability that comes with growing older. Even in the public eye, I feel that same instinct – I can’t help it, But at the same time, I’ve had more than my share of experience with physical vulnerabilities. Surviving childhood polio meant spending my entire life with mobility challenges. They haven’t exactly gotten easier to manage with age. And last month, I took a fall which landed me in the hospital. As much as it frustrates me, this process takes time. And on the advice of my doctors, I won’t be able to return to the Senate floor to vote quite yet. But rest assured that, in the meantime, I’m not taking a break from the Senate business that matters to you. I’ve been working closely with my legislative staff on current issues, and with my Kentucky team who help me provide timely constituent services across our Commonwealth. I’ve also been keeping in touch with my Senate colleagues on the appropriations process, midterm politics, and everything in between,"

Slap Tickle & CouchLoc doing the Macarena …

Mitch McConnell statement: https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2076420319259333047?s=52

Why tf are we announcing shit?

JUST IN - CENTCOM says U.S. forces began launching more strikes against Iran at 5pm ET today. Source: https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2076415793458303021?s=20 @disclosetv

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They truly think we are stupid at this point

Bruh

Rest in piss

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham died from aorta rupture stemming from hardening of arteries: preliminary finding from medical examiner - AP

Not an accusation.. just food for thought. In 1975, congressional hearings revealed that the CIA had developed a secret “heart attack gun.” The weapon could silently fire a tiny, toxin-laced dart up to 100 yards or more, striking the target without their knowledge. The poison was designed to dissipate quickly and leave no trace in standard toxicology reports—ensuring complete plausible deniability. That was 50+ years ago it was admitted.. what do they have now? https://rumble.com/v7cn0q4-1975-congressional-hearing-heart-attack-gun.html 📱 ReTWEET

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Based.

Good morning frens 😃