Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory

Like a warm turtle tank

This is just sad.

Primo Reddit Moment:

Reptilian Traits: The slit pupil. Those who are watchful can spot the reptilian among them. It is nearly impossible to catch a reptilian fully shapeshift. But if paying attention when catching a reptilian off guard or in distress, their slit pupils can be detected. We are talking about split second changes. The serpent seed is among us, as tares among the wheat. They are masters at blending in, especially in crowds. Their power is in remaining hidden so that they can turn humanity against each other, causing division. So then, the number one weapon you have against the reptilians is awareness.

Are you fucking kidding me

It's actually canon!

been telling you for a while nords are gay

Essentially, a bunch of zoomers were gonna pull off the greatest happening of all time with TKD, but thier greatest ally loving judeo-christian parents called the cops. It seems nothing ever happens as usual. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/16/us/politics/white-house-ufc-attack-plot.html

thank you tobuscus, very cool!

Food influencers be like "Make sure you buy the most expensive ingredients, goyim! Especially the Kosher salt that my uncle's company sells. Heh heh heh..."