Crypto confessions

I once was a high-engaged CT account but I ""dropped off"" because I refused to be cringe and shill meme tokens. @crypconfess

I went all in on an influencer recommendation in 2020 and missed most of the 2021 bull run. They slow rugged, but they made me a Telegram admin so I refused to sell even though I saw most of the red flags. @crypconfess

Crypto love is real, we have been running shit together for over a year now and I am coming to New York to get that dick and marry him @crypconfess

I used the last 70% of my 210K business loan and spent it all on shib in July 2021. I fled my country, wife and kids, and am now starting a new life in Turkey @crypconfess

I starting DCAing into ETH when it was around 400 USD. I have never sold, I have no debt, and now I can afford to dabble into more risky atlcoins. Bull run here I come with retirement in my sights. @crypconfess

My parents give me a $2k monthly allowance every month and every time they ask me what I bought, I say bitcoin. Little do they know I'm gambling it all and losing it almost same day @crypconfess

I sacrificed for “Liquid Loans” a fork of liquidity in the PulseChain community. It was over 2 years ago, 50 million raised and I just got blocked on TG for asking 'wen launch' after more delays. I fucking hate crypto. @crypconfess

I sold my SOL around $9, I sold my ETH around $1k, I sold my BTC between 16-21k.. I don't think crypto is for me. @crypconfess

My friends and family think I am a successful crypto entrepreneur but I actually just sell my Adderall and Xanax prescriptions on the dark net to pay my rent and grocery bills while keeping the rest in a ledger for next bull run. @crypconfess

During the NFT bull run. I got a tattoo of a project. 2 months later, 13 days before Christmas the devs rugged. @crypconfess

I round-tripped 300k in the last run. I didn't cash out, and have nothing to show for it. @crypconfess

Crypto has given me a screen addiction, and my ability to focus has caved drastically. 2022 bear market made it worse with shit trading. @crypconfess

I lost $100k in one day yesterday and it's fucking awesome. A year ago I didn't even have $1000 to lose. @crypconfess

I just want a motorcycle, every game console, bongs and my own little place. I can only invest at least 100 dollars a month. Keeps me going @crypconfess

I starting DCAing into ETH when it was around 400 USD. I have never sold, I have no debt, and now I can afford to dabble into more risky atlcoins. Bull run here I come with retirement in my sights. @crypconfess

Confessing because there is no other option. Have lost more than 40k of borrowed money in crypto @crypconfess

A month out from deploying to Afghanistan in Jan 2010, I bought $1,000 worth of Bitcoin thinking ‘what the hell, if I survive who knows.’ I survived, but a blast injury screwed me up for years, my laptop got fried, & I lost it all. @crypconfess

Made good trading gains throughout this year just to get my whole trading portfolio liquidated shorting the TRB scam pump. @crypconfess

Lost everything I had built from 2018 in 2021 leveraged longed ICP at 100. Lost everything again in FTX. Earlier 2023 lost my long time GF. Now larping as a cat on personal IG, greatly inspired by CL207. To my amazement, larping as a cat cures my depression really well. @crypconfess

When I enter a risky trade I take my guitar and sing love songs for the candle. When the candle turns red the song is melodramatic but the moment it turns green I switch on my distortion and switch to 80's high pitched voice glamrock. @crypconfess