Officer CornPop. Hornt & Order

Okay. We is here! We just gotta head down da road!

ME IS DA SAFEST DRIVER EBER!!!

IT WUS NUFFIN!!!

Hannibalfren: "CornPop! Wut wuz dat we just hit??!!"

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! GED OUT OB DA FUGGIN WAY!!!!

CornBaby: "less talkin, more gravy, Super Mario!"

BCM: "okay boys. You ready to learn how to punch people in the throat with real authentic Italian cuisine?!"

Yebs. Him n HanniBaby are being taught da art ob gravy-making by BCM as we speak. Food is CornBaby's lub language

Beardy: "CornPop. Did you find someone to mind CornBaby? He's a little too much for me and a squad of highly trained officers to handle here while you're away"

Hannibalfren: "Have yew forgotten dat it wuz me who had taught yew tew fite, CornPop fren? Me wuz born reddee!"

Hannibalfren, is u reddee to save da world wib me? Fings could ged dangerous!

Me don't merember dat eber habbening, but if him asked 4 me, then it's mi duty to protecc da city!

Beardy: "CornPop fren! We just got word that there is a giant creature attacking citizens in New York city! The police chief asked for you specifically because he said you owed him for knocking down the twin towers last year"

🆂🆃🅾🆁🆈 🆃🅷🆁🅴🅰🅳 Henlo Beardy fren. U called on me 4 a mission, so me n Hannibalfren gonna work 2gedder n fite whateber dis ebil is

Wut?! Da weekend is ober alreddee?!

U failed mi hornt test!

Hi Frens i know it been awhile..but My Dad's health is not very good. He has been in hospital until now and Bypass surgery is needed, We don't have enough, so I'm here to ask for help. I hope you can donate to help my Dad. He is all I have. https://www.gofundme.com/f/supporting-dad-of-gurlfren-heart-operation The surgery will be on July 15. I'll give an update on how things go. And in this difficult time please keep us in your prayers. Again, I apologise for my absence.😞 Love and miss you all so much, Frens❤️

Henlo my cozy frens! My apologies for the delay in more stories. I'm working on one right now that I think is funny 🪼 I wanted to share a post from a very dear pond fren. Gurlfren is and always has been one of the coziest frens in the pond. If you follow her channel then you know she posts the most wholesome content and does everything she can to make frens happy. Her Papa is very unwell and they need help with the cost of his surgery. If any frens can possibly help out in any way, not only will Gurlfren and her Papa be thankful, but so will all of us 🤗

Happy 4th of July to all my U.S. frens, from CornBaby, me n RooPop. Hope you're all having an awesome day! 🕺

Now mi frens know me is an even bedder chef den me is at being a cop. Bon apple tit, frens!