jinx! i said the same thing

okay to make this world a better place i’ll share my story that might give you a lil hope that there’re kind and funny men out there. after this i could def say that there’re PLENTY of fish in the sea. so boom. we went to this safari park that was literally an hour away from the city, meaning we had to uber there and back. by the end of it we were DONEEEE. heat exhaustion. walked for 3 hours. starving because i refused to trust the outdoor food market situation 😔 and because life loves setting women up, i was mentally preparing for the awkward uber ride home where both people stare out opposite windows pretending to check notifications that don’t exist. but apparently this man had other plans and chose entertainment. he finds out i’m an english teacher and suddenly starts doing accents like he’s in the middle of a netflix audition 😭 first new york. then texas. then california. then some unhinged ‘florida man’ voice. then a british accent so dramatic i almost saw the queen herself. and the worst part??? HE WAS FUNNY. like i was laughing in that ugly exhausted way where you can’t even breathe properly anymore. so naturally i thought: ‘okay he peaked. surely this is the end’ then this man pauses dramatically and goes: ‘nah wait. put on a random beat on youtube’ GIRL MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY. because immediately i thought: ‘dear god… not another wanna-be musician’ so now i’m silently praying this isn’t about to give me the biggest ick of my life 😭 i play the beat. AND WHY WAS THIS MAN ACTUALLY GOOD??? when i tell you this man freestyled an entire song about our safari trip ON THE SPOT??? with punchlines??? flow??? confidence??? EYE CONTACT??? i literally sat there like 🧍🏼‍♀️ (i was actually trying not to look too impressed because men can smell admiration) so eventually i told him: ‘be serious. there’s no way you’re not doing it for a living; if you’re not, go talk to some labels or smth’ and this man goes: ‘nah i just freestyle instead of journaling to clear my head’ SIR????????? emotionally self-aware. funny. creative. and humble. …girls. when i say i almost folded into a lawn chair

the most fun dates happen when you take the initiative

please nurture your inner child 🙏🏼

i swear there’s NOTHING better than hitting a PR while blasting a song you discovered earlier 🤩🎧

no internet connection no problem

what should i get 😩

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picnic season is now open 🧺🥪🫐

when ur friend is a buyer and these are her gifts 4 u 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 OBSESSEDDDDD

may so far

GOOD MORNING, WORLD !! 🌎

fresh air hits differently after this

couldn’t listen to one artist on spotify for a few months bc i thought he restricted access to his music in my region, so i kept finding ways to listen to him on other platforms. at some point it became so exhausting that i decided to deal with it, only to realize i had actually BLOCKED him myself because he reminded me of periods of my life i’m tired of thinking about. sometimes the call is coming from inside the house

us?

life lately

this was such a dumb movie yet i inhaled every second of it. forbidden fruits (2026) #jinx_watches

loving living #fairytiktoks

enough trauma bonding. tell me the green flags in men before i lose all hope. tiny habits, mindset, treatment of others - all of ittttt