jinx! i said the same thing

an 8 hr workday as an english teacher is really something else. one minute, im talking about greek mythology, then i switch to cellulose production, followed by the documents needed to open a startup in spain, and somehow end the day discussing oxygen cocktails. my brain has 47 tabs open, 3 are playing music, and i have no idea where the music is coming from

this is making me like him even more xhjslpqodjbdjsowp SO FUNNY it made my morning

me if i was responsible for naming birds:

from a bottom of my #fairytiktoks ‘ heart 🌺🦜

angels met and ate miso soup 🍲

survived the wisdom tooth removal, earned myself a binge session #jinx_watches

unpacking my suitcase and my entire worldview

📖 on a date 🐉

y’all don’t know i had a VK channel called позитиФФ4ик=)** with a pfp of a gigantic yellow smile emoji where i’d post shit like ‘YOU CAN DO IT!! THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER!! YOU DESERVE ALL THE SUNSHINE IN THE WORLD!!’ i was twelve.

GET MEEEE ON THIS MF SHOW

a married baker asked for my number because he ‘definitely needs english’ and wanted me to tutor him. showed me the wedding cake he made for himself and his wife. talked about his wife. really established the whole ‘i am a married man who simply needs english help’ narrative me: okay ❤️ sounds good ❤️ very married ❤️ the wife is so lucky to have a man talking about her when she’s not around ❤️ him at midnight:

pequeñito

there's just enough of familiarity to get to know this novelty

breakfast & #fairytiktoks 🌊

i wish i knew earlier that working with middle schoolers would be the funniest part of my job. like what do you mean you want to say ‘six seven’ AND hit a dab at the same time to check if the connection is good

chillin with ma boy 🐾

one can tell what you care about by the things you think in the shower