ASB

Elon Musk is a trillionaire. And here's why this concerns you personally. SpaceX is now going public with a $2 trillion valuation. At this point SpaceX is valued higher than Walmart. Meanwhile SpaceX's revenue is $18B, Walmart's is $713B. Honestly, the valuation is inflated to the moon on hype around Musk and AI 🫠 What's next — Anthropic IPO, OpenAI IPO? We've seen these vibes before: Meta in 2012, the memecoin season in crypto. How does it end? Exactly — Badly. Be very careful with what you're doing with your money right now, what you're investing in and which news stories you believe. Until there's a solid basis for action, it's better to wait it out.

How to fly business class FOR FREE? Yesterday I flew from LA to Frankfurt for $17K and it was the best investment of recent days. Right up in the air I was taking free trades from our trading group and, before even landing, had already closed 3 trades totaling ~$20,000 🤑🤑🤑 So the flight paid for itself — and there's still enough left over for ice cream 🫡

This is the cold wallet of the BWAM dev:

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He currently has 89,280 SOL staked at 6% APY. 🪙 14.68 SOL per day (~$940/day) 🪙 446.4 SOL per month (~$28,600/month) 🪙 5,356 SOL per year (~$343,000/year) A completely passive income stream from staking. Doing absolutely nothing and still making $340K+ per year. That's the reality of crypto — even in markets like these. So the returns generated by ASB shouldn't come as a surprise. 💰

✋Hey guys, Lately there’s been too much confusion, so let me clear it up. Our ASB system doesn’t sit still — unlike the Pumpfun team, we constantly follow the trends and keep evolving. ASB works not only on Solana. We are where the real liquidity is and where the strong momentum moves. We track the market and launch on the chains that currently have the maximum motion and opportunities. 👨‍🍳We’re always one step ahead.

Yellowstone and my own ranch. 7 days of the trading trip are behind us. Driving through Montana, I caught myself thinking that I want to escape the hustle of Dubai, buy a farm and come here from time to time to recharge.👌

💊 Pump.fun Manipulation A former Pump.fun employee went live and revealed how the team used bots to dump memecoins right before the bonding curve completion

On Pump.fun, tokens automatically migrate to Raydium once they hit around ~$69K market cap — that’s what’s called “bonding curve completion”

The profits were then reinvested, since the project lacked funds in its early stages Some participants confirmed the ex-employee’s claims live, while others added: The bots are still running ⚔️

This week almost broke me — time to reset before I start crashing out 💤 Room tour, you’re welcome

$1,000. $5,000. $10,000 a month online. Where will you be in 90 days? What actually changes in your life in 90 days if you do nothing different? Exactly. Nothing 🙄 Now here's the other scenario:

🔜 You join ASB and put your money to work 🔜 Even in dead markets, our bot keeps generating profit 🔜 In 1–3 months, you’re seeing consistent payouts without spending hours trading yourself

The market may be slow… but smart money is still being made 🔥 With ASB, your capital works for you — even in conditions where most traders are losing.

My wallet’s worst nightmare 🤣​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Who am I, when everything else falls away?

Good Iran war news on a Friday 🔥

🤔 Evening Trader Group: classic crypto manipulation — the RAVE case The #RAVE token did 3000%+ in just a few days

➤ First, ~$30M worth of RAVE was deposited to Bitget This looked like a setup for a dump, so retail (the crowd) started aping into shorts ➤ Then ~$32M in RAVE was withdrawn from the exchange — sentiment flipped bullish On that, the price started pushing up ➤ The move triggered a cascade of short liquidations, sending the price even higher ➤ The play: dump signal → crowd piles into shorts → insiders start pumping → RAVE nukes up → shorts get liquidated → traders’ deposits get farmed ➤ Result: manipulators didn’t make money from the pump itself — they made it off liquidating shorts

And some people still think the market can be predicted 🤡

💵 If you ever start feeling rich — just remember Cupsey A year and a half ago, in January 2025, he pulled $8.1M in a single month Over the past 1.5 years, he’s made over $32M 🍋 🪙The guy literally came straight out of Fortnite and is printing SOL to this day 💰Money’s out here on the floor — you just gotta spot it and pick it up

👹👹 It’s honestly sad to watch what the trenches are turning into. Instead of canceling Alon and boycotting pump.fun for doing absolutely nothing for traders and the trenches overall — instead of delivering the promised airdrop or putting in even minimal effort to fix vamping and PvP issues — they’re just posting memes about it and adding useless “agent buybacks” (which could’ve been implemented way better and simpler). And of course, the peak absurdity of the last couple of days — Mayhem Mode a.k.a. “Jew Mode”: in a market where liquidity is already thin and scattered across thousands of vamp tokens, traders are still rushing in to hand over their last funds to a robotic Alon that literally can’t lose. At this point, "Ragopult" doesn’t even seem that ridiculous anymore... It’s also funny to watch traders who’ve made millions still bundling tokens to 20k just to extract 20 SOL. And what’s even more confusing — why isn’t a single platform (like Bonk) trying to take a piece of the pie by actually putting effort into building and improving their product? unlucky, either way, it doesn’t stop you from making money — but the market has been lacking fresh blood for a while now🥩

Donald Trump:

“Believe me, I’ve never been stronger.” “So many wins!”

Honestly, at this point, he probably thinks he "deserves" a Nobel Prize too.

💊Pump.fun has made more in 2025 than North Korea earned from exports

🤔Analysts at Grayscale believe this could be a solid entry point for altcoins. 🔜In March, the S&P 500 dropped by ~5%, while the crypto market moved the opposite way — the Grayscale index gained around ~4% 🔜Altcoins are still sitting ~59% below their ATHs on average, with only a small bounce from the bottom 🔜Among the most undervalued assets, they highlight: #ETH, #SOL, #LINK, #SUI, and #AVAX Believe?

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