OnlySams 💋

Tap here if you'd wanna tap me by the waterfall!! Preferably when it's warmer, but if the dck is good, I'll be brave

You already know what I'm about to say 😉

Have you ever seen this pic before? 🫣 Be sure to vote for me today! 3 years running, I wanna see what y'all can do 🏆

Have you put in your FIRST vote yet? Tap here then tap me!

Just posted another Goonathon exclusive XOXO

Tap here to congratulate me for passing my college entry exams 🥳 OR go to the Goonathon link above 👆 and watch that exclusive vid ;)

You’ll want to be following me HERE for Goonathon tomorrow 😉 Hidden ONLY exclusive content that I will not be posting elsewhere!

Sorry it’s late it’s my BDAY 🥳

If not that’s okay here’s my booty https://bsky.app/profile/samfokker.bsky.social/post/3m6fel3yyec2z

I made a collaborative album if you wanna stick some songs in there! Don’t slander me for using Spotify okay https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2BOoMHVkYhO2UOuMg2PST2?si=S-B_355-Sg-VmW5cNZvQyw&pi=o_jSP0lLSAm6J&pt=5756108acd00edc4e3f6be55ac0cef2a

Oh but loveeee growsss where my rosemary goesss and nobody knowwssss like meeee

Come hang outttt

My birthday is coming up! And I have options. If you don’t want to get something for me (https://throne.com/samfokker/collections/bdayyyy-24), you could peek through my merch and get something for YOU! (https://gooseneckedbimbo-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/all) From pins and patches to sweatshirts and coffee mugs, there’s a lil something for everyone.