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Bc ye poore din Ghar ke bahar hi ghumta rhta full volume pe Baja kr
(Relatable af for some peeps)
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Woman: “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”
Priest: “What did you do dear?”
Woman: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”
Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”
Woman: “Because he touched my hand.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)
Woman: “Yes, father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”
Woman: “Then he touched my breast.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)
Woman: “Yes, father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Woman: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)
Woman: “Yes, father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Woman: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Woman: “Yes father! YES FATHER! YES FATHER!!!”
Priest: (after a few minutes): “That is still no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Woman: “Then he told me he has AIDS.”
Priest: “SON OF A BITCH."
