Shitpost Palace

Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a peepsi, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice peepsi, and when it was over, I never wanted another.

That Lasagna has already been touched by Killer Queen

"Just go to a gas station and pick up a weapon"

Me letting a helot know I'm about to fucking murder him

Tumbleweave antenna 📡 to speak with their ancestors from planet Detroit, foiled by dastardly Yakub sending his mutant yts to touch their weave (it's real)

"We have just folded space from Ix. Many machines on Ix. Pedal powered brain bashing machines."