Shitpost Palace

"I'd fallen in with François and on the island of Ibiza, and we'd careened into the biggest series of scandals in the whole history of E-girls. It was a pretty queer experience to start yet another fake account and end up sending even more DMs to my mutuals when the rubes all fell for it. Who could have known that for all their vaunted stone coldness they'd be this hard up, or rather, down bad, susceptible to simulated sentiment from the fairer sex?" Orson Welles, "F for Fakecel"

What the cashier with the star of David necklace sees after I press no tip for my salami/capacolla/provolone sub

Agreeing with Zionists for all the wrong reasons.

Look at this photograph

"I don't like talking to strangers" Me after 7 drinks:

Sunday

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