Shitpost Palace

"The city was a place where Nazi and Communist posters competed on lamp-posts, child prostitutes lined the Tiergarten, Reichstag deputies moved to lift the ban on homosexuality, and women of good upbringing, as Vera Nabokov confided to her husband, the young poet from Petersburg, arrived at work in government offices carrying pistols in their pocketbooks." The Bad Guys™ put a stop to this (and that was bad)

Me going off to the racism mines for another day's work

⚔️VORPAL DIVISION⚔️

1980s Aerosmith VHS cooking show tape called "Wok this way"

Every man a King (Zog I of Albania (600 blood feuds and 200 cigarettes a day))

108 years ago today, pedophile rapist and murderer Leo Frank did the dangle dance at the end of a rope. The Anti Defamation League was founded soon after to defend the memory of this disgusting jew.

t. Paul Krugman's dad

Ray Peat and Rape Eat

Trump fat fingered the "Free my supporters" button and hit the "Tweet 'Law and Order'" button instead

Since an election is coming up I should remind anyone who doesn't know that if you're still cooning for trump or voting you should nail a 2x4 to your ballsack and run a 5k because you're a fucking retard.

"Why do you even post GM in all those chats? You never think it's a good morning anyway."

Wow, a whole cow made out of racial slurs. My girls would love it. In fact, Caroline's first sentence was "God I hate those bootlipped blue gum spear Chucking niggers"

i am the gel king

In 2014, it was discovered that in a New Mexico landfill there were 700,000 cartridges of the Atari game E.T. ominously buried, however only 1300 were recovered. This 700,000 number was determined by Holocaust researchers based on the number of jews that were extrapolated to have lived in New Mexico at the time. Holocaust deniers have no explanation for these piles of Atari games or what happened to the 700,000 jews who owned them.