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This goes hard

Monke Suit Gundam: Crossbanana

GM (good morning)

Otto, Blofeld, Me, Moose and Tuan Jim just vibing

Girls watching Sicario: "OMG Emma Blunt is so mature in this" Guys watching Sicario: completely fixated on one minor character, waxing poetic, wandering around the house in a plate carrier and a dress shirt for 2 weeks

Dang, RIP to a real one

Oh, an opinion of Jesus from a homosexual liberal atheist, I've never heard this one before🤓

A bulldozer was a man stopping pistol

A lead bullet used to be called a blue pill and there's a lot of meanings you can take from that these days

In the summer of 1915, when the Russians were getting their front rolled up like a carpet along hundreds of miles and having around 200 shells per gun when they needed at least 1000. A bunch of Polish jews happily surrender to the Germans and the Russians lay down some accurate fire on their prisoner column. Lol. Lmao, even.

Reading any book about the Austro-Hungarian empire is to see names like Herr Doktor Oberst von Linguini-Schuckelfücken and Istvan Smysztstzyzstansky-Hitler feuding over a Transylvanian prostitute named Isabella Panek-Mingeanu

John Hinckley Jr. 40 years after plugging Reagan gets validation for his good deed. Long overdue!

Monday

I love the "anti-semitic opinions" qualifier when the soldier describes an annoying jew trying to sell him cigarettes when other people are just giving them away. Maybe when every combatant nation involved and many of the civilians have the same opinions about jews it can't just be dismissed as "opinion"?

Elon wants your fanmail, kids.

Ted would have sent Elon some mail and him saying Ted is right is him consenting to rapidly expanding fanmail.