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BREAKING: A coup in Beijing has taken place, the instigator appears to be an escalator that consumed Xi Jinping whole.

The kind of tired sleep can't fix

5 more days until Votemas If you put your ballot under your pillow Uncle Sammy Claus will consider possibly maybe have a committee study and review what you voted for

Just go up and vote to her, bro

Democrats stealing elections? Sounds like a skill issue, bro, just vote extra hard. That way we can get a republican majority who won't do anything but cuck to democrats.

Lol

I make the claim that the church of satan is jewish and I'm based, in fact.

Got MK Ultra'd by a meme, now when I hear Mississippi Queen I'm gonna think about the mailman getting shot

I never claimed to have content.

John Wilkes Booth was just using the second amendment as it's supposed to be used

Abridged Over The River Kawaii https://t.me/ottoshitposts/1751

Abridged Too Far

"What a Thursday, huh Ford?" "But Arthur, it's Wednesday."

In 4 years musk went from a dog whistle about who owns the press to just straight up saying Greenblatt and other jews lead civil society. Unfortunately he's saying it like it's a positive.

Ron Unzcel

Me making a counter offer when Elon asks if i want to buy a blue check for $20

I know liberals are the real Nazis because of their Mad-at-Gas-Cars Plan

Autism spectrum bodybuilder Greek legend falls in love with the sculpture he's making (himself at the gym) call it Sigmalion