Shitpost Palace

Libtards: your standard of living is way higher than your ancestors, because the magic screen can take you to monkey videos Reality: magic screen means you can't build houses, by 2025 1/4 of the worlds energy consumption will go to data centers, renewable energy isn't real.

Sorry bro

I too am a cat person

Cartroons? Like a drag race?

I'm not pro-cop, pro-democracy, or pro-America. Glad we could settle this.

Every time someone mentions Ray Peat I think "Rape Eat"

Ok that was probably the last Metal Gear Shitpost for now.

Vamp looks disgusting. Nipples protruding in a warzone. Very very disrespectful!

I could crash Arsenal Gear into Manhattan and I wouldn't lose any voters!

Enjoy the show, Jack! You'll love this next part.

C'mon folks we're going to the Capitol. Those nasty La-Li-Lu-Le-Los better watch out! *Dies in front of the Federal Hall in NYC*

The Patriots, Jack. They stabbed me in the back. No loyalty!

Solidus Trump: Jack, those days in the civil war were as real as they come, they were fantastic, Jack. Split between life and death! You ran from it! Sad! And now you've been led back to war by something less than real. Many such cases!