Shitpost Palace

Woppenheimer

3 Stoogehammer 40K: For the Shemperor

🎶 We represent the lollipop zhids 🎶

when Bill Gates passes his headstone will say Law Gates

Israelis when they see Fiveish coming down the street

Suggested prompt: Space marine drop pod crashes near the wailing wall in Jerusalem, in the middle of a crowd of rabbis

Few know this but the SS camp guards at Auschwitz glued pennies to the bottom of the pool

Me spotting my mortal enemy across the room after watching him fall for the "penny glued to the floor" trick

*thick new yawk accent* "Ey! I'm bein holocausted here! Oh!"

Eternal Monday of the Spotless Garf

“It's called Japanime, Tone. They put these teens in giant robots that feel pain and make em fight to the death-the teens are horny too. Sick shit.”

Alex Ross

"what did he mean by that?"

Mfw a baptist tells me the wine at the Last Supper was Welch's grape juice

OC