Shitpost Palace

We do a little star wars posting, as a treat

Kids these days, no respect!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwO6-cXeWKU Why yes, I'm a fan of Italian culture

"Listen, that's a no-go, Kamille was promised a mom substitute gf in his enlistment contract"

When a chick says something so narcissistic you gotta hit her with the Bright stare

[intense electric whooshing]

Never 4getti when the Dirlewanger Brigade came to Tomato Town in 1943

When you have a group project and you make eye contact with the other guy who's gonna carry the team with you

"Come here big tits. Come here big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me (indiscernible). I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits." Julius Caesar in a letter to Servilia Caeponius, dated 64BC

WE WUZ NEPHILIM N SHEEEEEIT GOYIM

"Sir, this is an Olive Garden, I just need your signature on the receipt"