Shitpost Palace

Billions of days must go by

"Heaven is the place A place where nothing Nothing ever happens" t. Chud Byrne

When you own a Bowie knife for a week and have not gutted a single chug or bean in that time

Das Boot is better than Master and Commander and let me explain why. Master and Commander is a perfect film and to watch it is to not hear a woman talking for almost 2 and a half hours. Das Boot is the same perfection for 4 hours.

Moments before

Muhhhahhhh the Peeps Pepsi, it's carbonated in the can and like all the finest soft drinks, available at your local Walmart.

It's time.

Ennui Morricone

The Color Purplegums

*Dads after fixing the blown speaker in their truck