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My real name is Ronald J. Roundmeal

Jeffrey Donovan spotted

I'VE NEVER FALLEN FOR A PSYOP IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Going through old BANG posts and found a parody song I wrote Melungeon man, Melungeon man Doing the things a Melungeon can What's his race? It's not important Melungeon man Is he a nog, or is he a chug? When he's under the table does he just chug? Or does the firewater get him instead? Nobody knows, Melungeon man Armenia man, Armenia man Armenia man hates Melungeon man They have a fight, Armenia wins Armenia man Albania man, Albania man Size of the entire Albania man Usually sly to Serbian man Albania man He's got your watch with a minute hand, Millennium hand and an eon hand When they meet it's a happy land Criminal man, Albania man Turkish man, Turkish man Hit on the head by the Kurdish clan Keeps his land like a garbage can Turkish man Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Turkish man? Degraded man, Turkish man Armenia man, Armenia man Armenia man hates Turkish man They have a fight, Armenia wins Armenia man

Speaking of the Henry Repeating Arms suggestion box

If you want to help ol Otto become more like Ocelot, tell Henry Repeating Arms to make their Big Boy revolver in calibers like .45 Colt and .44 Special

Just pointing out that the Revolver Ocelot look is kino and I'll look more and more like him as I approach middle age, probably just switch out the Colt single actions for wheelguns in double action

*Otto's face at work every time someone mentions HR over break room jokes

Push the button, Frank

“I promise not to get political at the neighborhood meeting.” Me zero drinks later:

Nice, found a Stravinsky meme

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