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"No, what am I thinking, there's no way the villainous jew character who absconds with billions of dollars from the massive financial institution he controls can be named Bankman. It's too on the nose, the audience would lose their suspension of disbelief."

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"As you have forsaken me, you have forsaken Pennsylvania. I have sent my curse upon you and this land. -R. Budd Dwyer's last will and testament, moments before bringing his homunculus Fetterman to life

Imagine fielding candidates so unlikeable they lose to prehistoric Karl Childers

The "DM me the word bread" was a bit on fediverse from months ago. Republican operative reactivated to suck off Deshitto

Nietzsche but he's a vagrant drinking Thunderbird in a gas station parking lot, call it Swill to Power

Me seeing a squirrel flattened by a car vs me seeing a squirrel carried off by a hawk, who will eat him alive

Aeon Sneed's (Formerly Chux)

Post-voot clarity is when you realize that your chosen candidate won and he's gonna do the exact same thing the last one did, which is nothing