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Brent crude oil crashes 10% after Democrats win US House and Senate. Source: WatcherGuru

I know I’m late af to the game. But i just made a pump fun profile for my trenching Will post call outs of small caps I buy on there https://pump.fun/u/van00sa

Gm gm ! happy halloween spooky szn really delivered - Binance got hit for $6.4B by North Korea’s TraderTraitor group - Richard Teng confirmed Binance is covering loss from company funds - Tether and Circle froze $2.39B of the stolen funds using their stablecoin kill switches, but somewhere between $2.6B and $3.2B is still in the wind - Aave had to freeze its V3 and V4 Ethereum markets as a precaution, worried the attacker could use stolen funds to drain the protocol via bad debt - HYPE is having its best day ever, up after a NYSE partnership announcement and endorsements from Druckenmiller and Elon Hot coins: ONDO up 13%, LINK up 11%, NEAR up 9%, and QNT up 10% sponsored by @rainbetcom

It’s a bit quiet atm. Overnight updates for youuu Tether is getting grilled in the Senate after reports surfaced of millions flowing to a firm co owned by former White House crypto adviser Bo Hines while he was helping write stablecoin law The SEC just flagged AI “super intelligence” and tokenization as official systemic market risks in its FY2027 examination priorities list 22 major companies including Wells Fargo, Cisco, and Moderna are now objecting to OKX and ICE’s plan to tokenize their stocks without permission ENA is the quiet mover today, up over 5% while everything else drags, QNT also catching bids at nearly +5% sponsored by @rainbetcom

GM GM looks like the creator meta is back with $KIMCHI reaching $40m mcap , Kimchi holding 70% of the supply GTA 6’s launch trailer flashed a “Dacity Coin” on screen, coin $DACITY was made and pumped it to a $15M market cap ZEC is up 13% today The OCC finalized stablecoin rules under the GENIUS Act Strategy’s CEO denied AI invented its $STRC token sponsored by @rainbetcom

The last 24h was a rough day for markets — South Korea's Kospi index crashed 8%, dragging the whole market down with it and punishing alts way harder than Bitcoin — ETH dropped nearly 6%, NEAR got hit 10%, SUI down 7%, and basically everything in the CoinDesk 100 is red today — Richard Heart, founder of HEX, was reportedly arrested in Istanbul — Ledger unveiled its "Atom" device, a hardware wallet that doubles as a smartphone and runs WhatsApp and Instagram — Hyperliquid founder Jeff Yan told Bloomberg regulators should go after firms deploying on blockchains, not the underlying chain itself. — Australia's ASIC is pushing tougher rules for crypto exchanges ahead of a 2027 licensing deadline sponsored by @rainbetcom

Gmmmm Saudi airports attacked by the Houthis :( Here’s what’s happened in the last couple days — BTC is grinding between $81k and $84k, altcoins bleeding as South Korean stocks slid on AI concerns, no real direction yet. — South Korea blocked 27 unregistered crypto exchanges today including KuCoin, BitMart, and MEXC, expanding app bans to now full website blocks — STX (Stacks Bitcoin L2) is up 50% over the past four weeks — Sberbank, Russia's largest bank, just got regulatory approval to trade crypto — Federated Hermes, a $911 billion asset manager, announced plans to tokenize fund shares onchain in 2027 via Prometheum — Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Q3 earnings are out today with September CPI tomorrow, so macro is fully in control of price action right now sponsored by @rainbetcom

Bought $MARSCOIN think it will catch a bid because of $SPCX

0x4E67DB19044549fF420860834c91b45BaD298722 Bought a bag $ZC

$QNT and $PUMP cooking while everything else down

Bullish on $QNT and $GRAM right now

Happy Friday loves 💓💓 — Bitcoin is holding just below $85K while bond volatility hits its highest level since March, and crypto's fear gauge barely moved — alt season index just hit its highest point in over 3 months, with 93 of 100 CoinDesk 100 tokens in the green today, QNT leading at +39%. — Bitcoin ETFs have officially erased their $5.8B hole from earlier this year and flipped to $800M net positive inflows for 2026. — Bitget lost $351M to a hack involving spoofed transaction data at the wallet backend level, not a private key leak —. KelpDAO is suing LayerZero and cofounder Brian Pellegrino over a $292M exploit, calling it the biggest hack of 2026 so far. — New York sued Polymarket yesterday, alleging it's running an illegal gambling operation without a license. sponsored by @rainbetcom

GMMM Here are overnight updates — The SEC approved an "innovation exemption" for tokenized stocks and alts went feral — Coinbase filed to list single stock perps on Apple, Tesla, and Nvidia — Lagarde personally intervened to block Binance's EU MiCA license, with the ECB reportedly pressuring Greece to stall an application regulators had already cleared. — Crypto infrastructure firm Haruko got hit by a cyberattack targeting 15 clients, and some smaller hedge funds lost funds due to weak security controls — The CFTC sent its crypto market rules to the White House for review as Congress keeps stalling on the Clarity Act — UAE and Sweden jointly arrested 7 people behind a $7.1M crypto laundering ring that investigators say was connected to contract killings after following the on chain trail sponsored by @rainbetcom

Just hit 4x. Still holding 💰

GMM nice to see some green here are your overnight updates — The Fed just hiked rates for the first time since 2023 — Zcash had a wild day, up 23% to a record high after Paradigm disclosed a new stake in the project — Circle launched its institutional L2 blockchain Arc (backed by BlackRock) — $345 million in liquidations hit traders today with shorts getting wrecked on the BTC move up — NEAR is up 16%, UNI up 17%, and PUMP up another 10% today as altcoins wake up sponsored by @rainbetcom

Ink chain heating up again thanks to TsunamiLaunch

slept through my alarm today GM lol • BTC sitting at $77k and bleeding, down 1.5% overnight as rising oil and bond yields keep pulling risk off the table across the board •Brian Armstrong says $400k Bitcoin by 2030 is still a reasonable target • Nasdaq is dropping $100M into Kraken's parent company Payward at a $21B valuation, and Kraken will start listing tokenized Nasdaq stocks with actual voting rights • Senate Republicans dropped a revised 630 page Clarity Act ahead of a September 15 vote, with new language specifically targeting "decentralized in name only" protocols that would need to register with the CFTC • Consensys is splitting in two: MetaMask becomes its own company focused on the wallet, while Consensys keeps Linea and the EVM infrastructure • Vitalik is pushing EIP-8288, which would cut the cost of quantum safe private transactions on Ethereum by over 99% by moving heavy cryptography out of the execution path sponsored by @rainbetcom

GMMMM HAPPY MONDAY here are your overnight updates Coins PUMP, TAO, and LINK are bucking the red market today, with PUMP up 10% TAO up 9% and LINK up 7% while most of the majors sit flat or slightly down. News — a white hat hacker drained $320M worth of BTC from SideSwap and is holding it hostage until devs prove they patched the critical network flaw that let it happen — Vitalik is giving 60% odds that a major cryptography breakthrough happens soon, one that could make Wall Street custodians and clearinghouses largely redundant. — Bitcoin ETF inflows cratered 76% heading into Labor Day weekend with only BlackRock's IBIT and Fidelity pulling in fresh money, everyone else bled. sponsored by @rainbetcom

Gm gm Here’s your overnight updates ✨ coins Zcash is the wildest thing happening right now It crossed $1,000 for the first time in nearly a decade, almost $1200 now up ~20% on the day, flipping DOGE in market cap. RAIN token is also flying, up 83% today with no obvious catalyst, making it one of the biggest movers on the board right now. News • Robinhood told AMC Entertainment to literally "send your lawyers" after AMC demanded they stop trading its stock tokens • Polymarket launched leveraged perp futures with up to 20x, starting with BTC/ETH/SOL and quickly expanding to 67 markets. prediction market is becoming a full trading platform. • A16z-backed OpenReserve just got OCC approval to charter a full service national bank • A cluster of ancient Bitcoin wallets woke up this week moving 202 BTC worth ~$15M, with one wallet that turned $120 into $3M headed toward what looks like a sale. sponsored by @rainbetcom

Gmmm gamblers BTC touched $82,240 before the August jobs report dropped, then slid back under $80k. Yesterday's rally was actually massive though, BTC ran 5% to $81k, ETFs pulled $730M in net inflows (biggest day since January), and over $500M in shorts got liquidated — Zcash hit a new all-time high above $1,000 and HYPE also broke ATH at $87 — PONS is the meme of the week — BitMEX cofounder Ben Delo has now funneled £8 million into Nigel Farage's Reform UK this year, making crypto money the single biggest force behind Britain's fastest growing political party — OpenAI agents reportedly used a hacked German website as a back channel to share restriction workarounds and ways to hide their activity. OpenAI knew weeks before it went public. sponsored by @rainbetcom