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i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand. Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art “that’s right we’ll fuck your wife” holy shit this was made the year i was born [transcript] FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! if you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars. Bad Deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you can find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, that you’ll fall for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! https://mellophone-memelord.tumblr.com/post/694653423135686656/the-haiku-bot-titimylove-notmusa-quackatomic

truly can’t get over how much everybody dunked on tumblr for banning porn and yet in 2022 this is the last bastion of social media sites where you are allowed to say tits without being blasted into space https://mellophone-memelord.tumblr.com/post/694697965563035648

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop https://mellophone-memelord.tumblr.com/post/694732645451644928

That’s not quite true. The reporter behind the story, Daphne Caruana Galizia, was murdered. After mass protests, the Prime Minister of Iceland was forced to resign, along with many other members of the ruling party. After mass protests, the President of Pakistan was forced to resign, along with many other members of the ruling party. Worldwide, hundreds of people – many rich and powerful – were arrested. Billions in stolen assets were returned to the people. And 82 countries changed their laws to crack down on the wealth hoarding the papers revealed. (Source here) To say the Panama Papers accomplished nothing is an insult to Daphne Galizia’s memory. Her work, and the work of the hundreds of other journalists who contributed to the Papers, changed the world. https://lierdumoa.tumblr.com/post/694379381916844032/whatisthisplaceidonteven-necrobob-thats-not

i want to know what bears think sometimes https://lierdumoa.tumblr.com/post/694405026827927552/ofools-juliemangoes-morgluxia-parrotiny

OBSESSED with the fact that there’s a redditor out there who calls themselves “PISS BOT” but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman. the most beautiful stories repeat themselves over and over and over again, time weaving itself into a blanket to warm our beds https://lierdumoa.tumblr.com/post/694480312692097024/antique-scarecrow-princessyonasan

I just thought this belonged here www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/x83w9h/i_just_thought_this_belonged_here/

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART https://lierdumoa.tumblr.com/post/694599036170354688/nynehells-you-forgot-the-best-part

background music from windows xp installation. few people actually heard it, because it was set to play before the audio drivers were configured. filepath: C:\Windows\system32\oobe\image­s\title.w­ma Background music from the Windows XP installation (2001) peak windows is setting the smooth club hit of the millenium to play BEFORE THEY SET THE AUDIO DRIVERS TO CONFIGURE in their own installation https://lierdumoa.tumblr.com/post/694690558321557504/brokeshibe-y2kaestheticinstitute