Ticket To Hell Memes

Chaucer’s A Wife’s Tale: > rapist knight at King Arthur’s court is condemned to death until he can figure out the secret of what women really want > knight spends most of his time scaring the hoes > knight finds an ugly old hag that knows the secret > old hag proclaims to King Arthur’s court that women want “sovereignty over their husbands and lovers and to be treated as equals” > old hag forces rape knight to marry her > old hag asks knight if he’d prefer a cheating beautiful wife or a loyal ugly wife > knight says “idk, what do you think” > old hag turns into beautiful and loyal wife by choice

Jet washing my fat chud dog

Paul players should kys

Indians are furious over this actually true statement

Don't mess with Brazilian cops.