ThinMint

Good morning!

Things You’ll Overhear at Randy Quaid’s 4th of July BBQ Party - Hold my beer - I thought this was the guy from “Great Balls of Fire?” - My rifle is bigger than yours - Think JFK Jr is gonna show up? - This is the best Memorial Day ever! - Sing us a song Piano Man…. - For the Alamo! - Okay, who put my keys in the punchbowl? - Dude! - The band is reuniting. Quick, we need some spoons, rubber bands, and a washtub - Do they validate parking? - Let’s light this bad boy on fire - *drunk speech/incoherent babbling* - Put on some Lynyrd Skynyrd Mister DJ - Fancy seeing you here - Alright, who took my horse? - Is it me or does Randy look like the love child of Jovan Pulitzer and Ted Cruz? - Oh look, Harold! Someone gave me these homemade brownies - Who’s up for a game of Twister? - Chug! Chug! Chug! - “I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque!” - Watch how many marshmallows I can cram in my mouth - The crapper’s full

I have not been able to find any additional information regarding Randy Quaid’s upcoming party. Wonder if we can just show up? If you do attend his event, better be prepared for varying levels of fun!

Another way to get their attention. What would your message be? 👇🏻

Prayers please. I have been devoting a tremendous amount of time to a project I have not been able to share with you. This has been years in the making. I'm not a tech guy. I'm a "listen to God" guy. But after listening, a LOT of travel, God appointed meetings, and vetting, I have witnessed a remarkable alliance of patriots with skills you would not believe. If there was ever a who's who list of men you hoped were standing in the High Castle watching, monitoring, and preparing for this day, I think I've met them. People are still looking for a social media sanctuary. And whether they know it or not, that sanctuary has to be a place that has NOTHING to do with the communist party of China. We've all been traveling away from big tech, but we've traveled out of an impulse to survive. We despise the godless commie censorship of big tech. But are the platforms we migrate to actually technologically SUPERIOR to the commie platforms? No. Or we'd ALL be off of them. This post's purpose is to provide a "place marker." I hope to revisit this topic in the near future, if for nothing else, so I can brag about what God has done, and is doing, for His children. 🎵 "He's got the whole 🌎 in His hands. He's got the whole 🌎 in His hands....🎶"

This helped me 👇🏻

Went to Costco today for some preps, and as I walked around I realized there are some tips I would be remiss in not sharing. In no particular order, here are some considerations for you: - If the power is out do you have a way to cook food such as an outdoor grill or portable propane stove top? A solar oven is another option. Have enough propane, charcoals, matches, tin foil, lighters, etc. - You’ll need a way to cook the food so it doesn’t stick. There is canned butter for long term storage. You can also get ghee for cooking. I picked up ghee at an Indian grocery store, and ordered canned cheese and butter online. - Be sure to include condiments (non refrigerated preferably) and spices in your preps. These are gold when you have to eat repetitive foods. - Make sure you have some comfort foods for a crisis such as candies and chocolates, or whatever sweet things you like. Believe it or not, these will help! - Nuts are an excellent item to add to your preps. Raw honey has no expiration date. Both are loaded with all kinds of good nutrients. - If you have kids/grandkids, get some new toys, activity books, crayons, bubbles, games, books, etc. and store them away. Bring these out for a distraction/as needed. Glow sticks are also an inexpensive item that you can use, and the kids will love. I’ve picked these up at the Dollar Tree for 8-10 sticks per pack for $1. You can also make each kid their own bug-out-bag, or “disaster” backpack. - If you have kids, buy clothing and shoes for a few seasons ahead. Second hand, Good Will, consignment sales are the best places for good deals on gently used items. - Have plenty of paper plates and plastic utensils in case you have limited water. - If you’d prefer Big Brother not knowing about your purchases, pay cash, and do not use any store/customer cards (ie grocery store reward cards). - Keep some cash on hand. In an event of a power outage or the first stages of a crisis, you’ll need a way to purchase supplies. If a crisis lingers, junk silver will be a good way to make exchanges. EDIT TO ADD: Young kids require as many normal activities as you can provide during a crisis. Consider getting birthday and/or Christmas presents now for these or other celebratory events in their lives.

👆🏻 No doubt you’ve seen the uproar over Gwen Berry’s stance during the Olympic trials in Oregon. The lefty’s and some libertarian leaning folks have defended Ms Berry’s temper tantrum. Many righty’s would like to see her removed from the team. Her “protest” being an entitlement, and if she should step aside is a whole other topic that deserves to be pursued in due course. I’m going to part ways with a lot of my libertarian friends on this issue, and bring up a point that I haven’t heard anyone really address –and one I think is at the root of many problems we face today. Manners. While I think she has every right to air her grievances, this was not the appropriate venue. She was a guest and as such, she should have adhered to the very basics of civility. There is a mutual understanding –even if it’s silent, between peoples, groups and organizations that if you are asked to participate in some kind of affair that requires human socializing, you acquiesce to the conditions set by the host, more so those proprieties not verbally discussed, but inherently understood as acceptable. For example, when invited to someone’s home for dinner, you are courteous, generous, thoughtful, respectful, discreet, unpretentious, and restrained in your personal opinions. Your host will not remind you how to behave properly because your very presence implies submission to decorous conduct. These etiquettes are unique to humanity and even if not directly taught, will be indirectly observed. Ms Berry poorly chose a very public moment to show her petulant-child acting skills. There was once a thing called, “good sportsmanship.” It is time for it to be restored.

👇🏻 How is this even news?! Don’t most of us when we hear the word, “California” roll over and tap the snooze button? Has California even been relevant since the Gold Rush? There are some really good folks who live out there and I hope they are rising up to fight the Deep State Thuggery, because at this point the birds are starting to fly over the state upside down since it’s not worth pooping on. From the article: Lawmakers in these states “would rather demonize trans youth than focus on solving real issues like tackling gun violence, beating back this pandemic, and rebuilding our economy,” the AG added. Of course we know the fallacy of State Attorney General Rob Bonta’s views. The real issues are: auditing the 2020 election; securing 2nd amendment rights for the citizenry; dismantling the Deep State apparatus; replacing the jack-booted thugs with peace officers; eliminating all but sales taxes. There are countless others, but these are some good places to start.

So I had to take one of the kiddos to the pediatrician this afternoon. Towards the end of the visit I asked the doctor when they [the staff] were going to stop wearing their masks. He looked at me, shook his head… Doctor: I don’t think we ever will. I don’t think the authorities will ever let us stop wearing masks. ThinMint: That seems unreasonable. Doctor: Not with all the things that are out there. ThinMint: There’s always been things out there. Doctor: These viruses are getting more contagious, more dangerous. ThinMint: Ah, like the Delta Force variant they say is out there. Doctor: Exactly. It’s out there and it’s bad. Marshmallow World* County already has some of the first cases reported. ThinMint: They’re just naming them now like the hurricanes lined up one after the other. So what makes this Delta one more hairy than covid? Doctor: Nothing. It’s a coronavirus. *I wish I lived in a Marshmallow World. I live in Suckville, with a capital asinine.

👇🏻 Jovan Hutton Pulitzer provides an update on the Arizona audit. [Can he be trusted? His forehead scrunches into the Illuminati triangle between his eyebrows.] [👈🏻 sarcasm]

Jackson was put on the $20 in 1928, not 1996. *psst* Lean in closer, I have a secret to share. Closer. Closer. *whispers* Jackson used to rent his forehead as a walking billboard for the expansionists 😉