Teleniggerism

A pharmaceutical company is putting edible tracking chips in the medications they make for people with paranoid schizophrenia and it has a companion app that's internet connected, can change your Bluetooth settings, uses your unique advertiser id to track you, can access your precise location, and has several analytics libraries that send information about app use back to Google

Policeman one-punch KOs a drunk driver (who is also a politician) after the man kicks officer in the nuts in Romania

"You shias are not real muslims..." "Good." "Yeah Iran is not a muslim country." "Good." "MUSLIMS DONT CONSIDER YOU A REAL MUSLIM, YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL MUSLIM!! YOU'RE A KAFIR!!" "Good."

Vivek: “and finally I want to leave you with one last thing, New Hampshire…” *squats* Trump: No! No! No!, not here in public, Vivek, we don’t do that in America. Guys, please show our new friend to the men’s room. Okay a round of applause for Vivek Ramaswamy, everyone!