Jesse Watters

KNICKS IN 4!!!!!!!!! 🏀 TRUMP IS HEADED TO THE GARDEN— AND AOC IS WATCHING FROM HOME SO SHE DOESN'T "INCONVENIENCE ANYBODY"… We went to HER OWN DISTRICT in Queens— and nobody even knew who she was The ones who DID know her? DIDN'T LIKE HER 🏀🗽😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2064133774451818680/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 HOLY SMOKES: TRUMP JUST WENT OFF ON NETANYAHU— "YOU'D BE IN JAIL IF IT WASN'T FOR ME"— MEANWHILE THE GAY AYATOLLAH HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BECAUSE HE'S WAITING FOR A GUY ON A CAMEL TO BRING HIM A HANDWRITTEN LETTER 🐪💥😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2064132188203831303/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 NIP SLIP! GRAHAM PLATNER DENIED THE SEXTING SCANDAL— THEN WENT ON MSNBC AND ADMITTED IT 🚨 CAN ANYONE NAME ONE REDEEMING QUALITY ABOUT NIPPLE NAZI?! "Good son? NO. Good husband? NO. Good businessman? NO." "The Dems are backing a communist nipple nazi who roughed women up https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2063060255299309676/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 BREAKING: SPENCER PRATT’S LEAD JUST GOT CHOPPED 🚨 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2063059818135339251/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 WOAH! JOHN FETTERMAN JUST SHOT INSIDE THE TENT— EVISCERATING GRAHAM PLATNER 🔥 "I've had ROUGH times in my life... but I’ve NEVER sent D**K PICS to RANDOM PEOPLE” 😳 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2063058526851813649/video/1 @JessePrimetime

HUNTER BIDEN IS OFFENDED YOU THINK HE'D LEAVE HIS CRACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE— HE'S MORE RESPONSIBLE THAN THAT— AND HIS DOCUMENTARY DROPS RIGHT BEFORE THE MIDTERMS 🍿💀😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2062709744754639258/video/1 @JessePrimetime

HOLY COW: PERVY PLATNER'S OWN TEXTS JUST BURIED HIM— DEMOCRATS SACRIFICED THEIR MORAL HIGH GROUND FOR A BRUTE WITH A NAZI TATTOO AND IT WASN'T WORTH IT 📱💀😬 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2062709481721532851/video/1 @JessePrimetime

BREAKING: GRAHAM PLATNER AKA “NIPPLE NAZI” SPEAKS OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME 🚨 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2062702233100157169/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 NEW: ANGEL INVESTOR JASON CALACANIS AKA “JCAL” GOES OFF ON CALIFORNIA’S ELECTION MESS— “IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD” 🚨 @ Jason: "If you can't be bothered to get an ID, why should you vote?" 👀 “If you go to Santa Monica, where I lived for over a decade, and you see people afraid of https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2062701462572982733/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 BOOM! BENNY JOHNSON JUST DROPPED THE WILDEST SPENCER PRATT COMPARISON YET 🤣 @ BennyJohnson: “His home burned down. That's like a Marvel character, like Tony Stark. They killed his hummingbirds. Right? That's like John Wick and they attacked his family. That's like Bruce https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2062337976420458531/video/1 @JessePrimetime

WOW: CBS JUST PULLED THE PLUG ON SCOTT PELLEY. A MOB OF ANGRY KARENS ARE SHARPENING THEIR PITCHFORKS AS WE SPEAK 🔱📺😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2062335379340972471/video/1 @JessePrimetime

💥 BOOM: SPENCER PRATT TURNED RAMAN NOODLES INTO SOUP, AND KATIE POTATOES IS OFFICIALLY MASHED 🥔🍜😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2062335174726037513/video/1 @JessePrimetime

AI CAN'T REPLICATE THIS: THE SECRET TO GETTING HIRED IS EXPENSIVE PAPER STOCK— THEY FEEL IT IN THEIR FINGERS 📄😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061978348910264686/video/1 @JessePrimetime

LATE NIGHT MELTDOWN: KIMMEL IS CRYING OVER COLBERT GETTING CANCELLED WHILE HIS OWN RATINGS ARE IN THE TOILET 📺💀😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061977926254415912/video/1 @JessePrimetime

WOW: JILL BIDEN ADMITS SHE WHEELED HER POSSIBLY STROKING HUSBAND TO WAFFLE HOUSE INSTEAD OF A HOSPITAL— AND NOW SHE WANTS YOU TO BUY HER BOOK 🧇📚😬 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061977612591722565/video/1 @JessePrimetime

WOW: NIPPLE NAZI PLATNER HAS THREE THERAPISTS, A TOILET SELFIE, AND A MOMMY-FUNDED OYSTER FARM— WHERE DID THE DEMOCRATS FIND THIS GUY!? 🚽🦪😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061613395535700316/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 NEW: Sage Steele says she’s “PROUD” of Giants QB Jaxson Dart for “STANDING FIRM” on SUPPORTING TRUMP 🇺🇸 🏈 @ SageSteele: “When the voters came after him, he stood firm and said, I'm not going to apologize… that's what happens when you come from a really good family” “This https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061613388531453990/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🤯 WOW: PEOPLE ARE BURNING DOWN NEW JERSEY BECAUSE THE ICE DETENTION CENTER MENU ISN’T UP TO SNUFF 🌮🙄 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061613122406801754/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 MUST WATCH: Dan Bongino just DESTROYED the Democrat Party’s BENCH 🚨 @ DBongino: “I miss a good old-fashioned campaign scandal, remember, like a binder full of women's resumes and Bill Clinton like you smoke a doobie, and it was like a big deal?” 🤣 “Now we got a guy who's https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061609320798896316/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 TURNS OUT WOMEN NEED MEN AFTER ALL — ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY NEED HELP HEAVY LIFTING 💥 BE MASCULINE, GENTLEMEN 🚨 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2060536221248491544/video/1 @JessePrimetime