𝑂𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝐻𝑜𝑡𝑠💥

I can't wait to get married 😋😋😋😋😊😊😊😊😁😁😁😁 So that my wife will wear a sexy mini skirt on a Saturday to seduce me 😋😋😋😋😋😋😍😍😍😍😍😍 When she is washing my cloths she will be like "honey help me with hanger" 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 Then I will come out to give her the hanger and I will smile and say "OMG you look good" 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 After that I and her will enter the kitchen and she will start frying chicken 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 While she is frying the chicken then i will hold her from back.... 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 And she will be like "oh Baby wait let me finish frying this chicken first" 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 And she will be like "Are you not hungry?" I will smile😁😁😁 And look into her eyes And say "baby U are more important than this Food" 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 And I will be like "Thank God For giving me a wonderful woman like you" 😊😊😊😊 After that... I will carry her And we enter Bedroom ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ And...........And..............And......... 😋😋😋😋💃💃🕺🏿🕺🏿😃😃😃😃 The food will burn and the house will catch fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 then we run out naked 🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿 with boxers and pants in our hands. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Then we build another house and continue our thing😋😋......

ተኩሶ ጥሎዋቹ ቁም ከሚል ወታደር ይሰውራችሁ።

በእሾሆች መሀል አንድ አበባ በቅላ እሾሁንለማንሳት ስል ደፋ ቀና አበባዋን መያዝ እኔምአቃተኝና እሷም ደረቀች እኔም ሞትኩኝና 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 😞 😞 😞 ተዋደን ነበረ በአንዲት እይታ ደሞ የተለያየን በአንዲት ወለምታ ወለምታውን አሽቶ የሚያስገባ ጠፋ የፍቅራችን እሳት እንዴት ነዶ ይጥፋ ነበልባሉ ፍቅርሽ አንድዶኝ ነበረ ፍቅርሽን ለመርሳት ልቤ ተቸገረ አቃለሁ አይረዱም ፍቅርሽን ቤተሰብ በፍቅራችን መጡ እኔስ ለማን ላስብ ፍቅርሽን መሸከም ልቤ ስላቃተው መናገር አልቻልኩም መለያየታችንን ለሰው ሰዎች በየተራ ምንሆናቹ ነው ሲሉ መውደቁ ትዝ አለኝ የፍቅራችን ቃሉ ፍቅራችን ከሆነ የእውነት ለምን መጣብን መለያየት 😞😞😞😞😞😞

#Italian_Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. #French_Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again #British_Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex #American_Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex #African_Relationship: 1st day= Pizza 2nd day= shisha 3rd day= french fries 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl" The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 21st day= Hug 22nd day= Long hug 23rd day= Kiss 24th day= Long kiss 25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one. 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious" 28th day= Rape. 29th day= Police case. ▫️▪️ ▫️Join us @Mudenyaz ▪️

@funcology😂

She reported to the family that her husband is not good in bed..... Her younger sister shouted eii it's lie 😄 🤣 😂

*FOOTBALL VS SEX* 🥒🥒😍😋 😀😀 1. *Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside*😋 2. *Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = Free kick*😋 3. *Condom = Defender* 😍😘 4. *Abortion = Red card*🟥 5. *Condom breaks = Penalty* 😋 6. *A girl with lot of energy = Captain*😁 7. *Having sex without condom = Own goal*🙄 8. *Taking a lot of time without cuming = Man of the match*😍😍😍 9. *Sexing three girls in one day = Hat trick*😍😍😍😍😍 10. *Having sex with ur Ex = Friendly match*🖐️😂 11. *Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal*😂🤨 12. *After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time*😛😜 13. *Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play*🥰🥰🥰 14. *Biting ur girlfriend's nipples = Suarez*😘 15. *Two legs on the shoulder = Throwing*🥰 16. *Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline*🤗 17. *A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error*😏😛 18. *A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal*🤩 19. *Having sex with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury*☹️😜 20. *A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker*😌🤪 21. *A girl telling u to stop = yellow card*🤔 22. *Divorce = Barcelona and Messi*😁😂 23. *Awwwnsh, awwwn, more babbby, harder harder* *asssshh!..=dribbling in process 😛😍      😋😋* *24..Ohhh yeeeahhhhh: =game over 🙌🏻* *Good evening to you

Things you don't need to apologize for - Loving someone - Saying No - Following your dream - Taking 'me' Time - Your priorities - Ending a toxic relationship - Your imperfections - Standing your ground - Delay In your response - Telling The Truth 𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 💙

A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu.* *The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?”* *The girl replies: “No, my mom doesn’t plan to fuck me after the meal*😬😁😂😂😂