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Poorly Drawn Lines – It’s Over

When Pope Gregory XIII briefly shortened the light-year in 1582, it led to navigational chaos and the loss of several Papal starships.

Also, we would really appreciate it if you could prominently refer to it as an 'eHit'.

earlier "Your vintage-style handmade chest business is struggling. But I have a plan."

Poorly Drawn Lines – Sunlight

Poorly Drawn Lines – Finish My Book

Focus of your research: EXTREME PETTINESS AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LET ANYTHING GO

Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Never Done This

It's a linear extrapolation, Michael. How big could the error be? 10%?

Poorly Drawn Lines – Going to Bed

I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.

Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk.

Once he had the answer, Arrhenius complained to his friends that he'd "wasted over a full year" doing tedious calculations by hand about "so trifling a matter" as hypothetical CO2 concentrations in far-off eras (quoted in Crawford, 1997).

Poorly Drawn Lines – I Yam

Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!

In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states.

Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.