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"Oh and also, if you ever write any of this down, Plato, make sure to record how much I like gay sex."

It turns out the real prison is having to be the guy who runs the prison.

Continental Philosophers: "replacing words with math symbols doesn't make things clear, replacing words with new words that I just made up makes things clear."

Oh and a little side note, Schopenhauer, the ultra wealthy own the means of idea production, so try not to say anything they wouldn't like.

When you think about it though what's really cool is sensible moderation.

"Yes, philosophy is the Queen of the sciences. But like most royalty sometimes it is a bit out of touch with what is important to the people."