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man the new nintendo game and watch could have been so much more. Like, it's got a really nice screen, a fast enough CPU, and all they did was.. put 3 fucking games on there! With not even a way to add more! It costs 70 fucking dollars to play a game you've already played many times. They could have just put every single game & watch game that they released, surely there's no licensing issues there - but no, you have a fucking 70 dollar paperweight. I don't understand.

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apple updates macOS, fucks up both the T2 security chip on newer machines AND the BIOS equivalent on older machines I can't imagine how many people are going to think that they'll need to upgrade to a newer machine. The apple ecosystem is a well-tuned money sink src

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