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telekinesis is when you throw a tv

The US has put tariffs on opinions. It's 2.5 cents now

Self improvement? That's entry level. I have AoE improvement

This is the part where he transgenders you

me when I deliver the unfortunate news of the fruit colleague leaving the team

my predictions for the switch 2 event in 20 minutes: - Mario x Command & Conquer Generals crossover (bowser is helping the GLA re-do the baikonur cosmodrome launch from the start of ZH; toad has defected to china) (inexplicably no support for the new mouse mode in the joycons) - nintendo ds support in virtual console, the only game announced is the nintendo ds browser - the new button on the right joycon is a TV-B-Gone(tm) - super mario all-stars with twitch integration (your twitch viewers can invert your controls, spawn enemies, delete the ground in front of you, etc) - the ATi logo from the wii and gamecube is back - new yoshi's island aimed at teaching you how to do your taxes

hello you absolute legends. today we're gonna cover karl jobst, who crowdfunded his legal defense under false pretenses