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Zest for life - love for life, optimism. It's a weekend, the sun is shining, a slight breeze is blowing, and the pleasant noise of the street can be heard in the distance. You come out on your big veranda with a cup of aromatic coffee in your hand, and it seems that life could not be more beautiful. Sound familiar? Neither do we. However, the phrase is useful. So, the word zest has several meanings - snap, enthusiasm and even peel, that is anything that gives a dish or situation zest. To live by zest means to treat life as an adventure; to be motivated to accomplish difficult tasks and overcome difficult situations. Example: - Even if an apocalypse starts tomorrow, this oddball remains to be a zest for life.

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Go figure! - when you can't tell. Can we tell exactly what’s gonna happen in the world tomorrow? What will occur with bitcoin? No fucking idea, really. For us ordinary people, these questions are akin to a dark forest. Few people know what the big guys are up to this time. So, when an English speaker wants to express a misunderstanding of what’s going on, he uses the idiom "go figure". Literally it can be translated as "go and see". Alas, but no matter how much we would like in the current world situation to understand everything so as not to worry about tomorrow, life is arranged so that the essence of things we realize only when they are in the past. And so, to repeat: train your intuition. Example: - Your physics is a bunch of an obscure rubbish. God knows how it works, go figure.

Spider Sense [ˈspaɪdər sense]. An advanced sixth sense alerting you to direct danger or a hidden threat. A kind of bell that your intuition rings when shit creeps up without you noticing. It's one of Spider-Man's trademarks that's gone on to memes and life. In the comics it was portrayed as goosebumps, in the latest film adaptation as hair standing on end. You need to know two things. First, your gut can alert you not only to a bullet in the head, but also to the fact that your girlfriend is sleeping with your friend. Second, it triggers once in a while, even if the danger is obvious! That's what memes are built on. Example: - My spider sense told me not to drink water from that river, but it was already too late.

Pecker - we'd say it's a beak, but words without a twist aren't our thing, so it's a penis or its head. It's also sometimes the name of a dumb-headed male, but back to the pecker between the legs. When the new meaning of the word was firmly fixed in the heads of a certain category of speakers, they decided to experiment and added "slap" to it. The experiment was a success, and pecker slap in the meaning of "hit the knuckles" was liked by lovers of vulgar vocabulary. Later the word was also used as a verb to pecker slap - to hit a man's dignity. They say that pecker slap is a painful pain known only to men, but a blow on a woman's clitoris is just as unbearable, just not many people would think of fucking with it. And thank God for that. Example: - You shut your mouth, you hear? Don't make me pecker slap you!

Pick me girl - literally meaning "pick me". It's a name for patriarchal women who are willing to tear other women apart for a man's approval. These bitches want to please men so much that they are willing to sacrifice all the principles of feminism and female solidarity for the sake of a penis. If a woman is left alone by her husband with a child - pick me girl will be the first to throw a stone at her and call her a whore who is guilty herself. Even so, such scumbags are generally affected by karma - the men for whom they bend over usually pay no attention to their desperate struggles and don't give a damn about them at all. Example: - Things that pick me girls usually say: if a man cheats you, it's probably your fault. Be more feminine! And don't forget to cook for him and wipe his ass.

Train wreck - a broken penis. Guys, get your smelling salts ready! In general, this expression has many meanings, in addition to the banal "train wreck". It can refer to a person whose life is not working out and everything is going wrong. Also, a train wreck is something so creepy it makes you want to stick a mixer in your eyes, but you keep looking at it anyway (like someone squeezing a pimple). These days, however, we're going to break down the creepiest meaning of the phrase. Ever see a train derail and literally fold in half? Roughly the same thing can happen during hot sex if a "train" at full throttle misses the "tunnel." The risk of a train wreck is especially high when drunk, so be careful. Example: - I was banging that bitch so hard last night that I had a huge train wreck. My dick is still blue!

Ammosexual is a fan of firearms. It would be strange if among the great variety of fucking fetishes there were no place for pistols and assault rifles. It turns out that the design of guns, the tactile sensations and the psychological effect of their possession can put some individuals in a state close to ecstasy. If there's a homosexual among your acquaintances, chances are he regularly races at the shooting range, learns how to disassemble and assemble a rifle, and has a firearm collection at home that would be enough to rob a bank. And yeah, don't forget that ammosexuality doesn't go hand in hand with the desire to shove a gun into yourself or someone's privates. It's enough to affectionately call it "my baby" and be happy to have been issued a license to buy it. Example: - One of my exes was an ammosexual. I've never been so much scared of getting caught cheating in my entire life.

"Swipe to unlock" girl - easy-access girl, slut. The expression is based on a play on the word "swipe" (like swipe in Tinder) and the phrase on the phone screen "swipe to unlock". Such a madam does not play the bashful Virgin Mary, which will have to run for a year before she will let you under her skirt. She immediately takes the bull by the horns and easily agrees to the offer to get laid. Perfect for a one-night stand and an absolute no for a long-term relationship. Unless you're a co-cult, of course. But there's a catch: "swipe to unlock" sluttiness often comes with unattractive looks. So if you want a madam with the face and body of a supermodel, sorry, wrong address. Example: - She is a "swipe to unlock" girl. Even such a jolter-head like you can fuck her on a first date.

Blacktivity - afro-activity, nigger-deals. Things that only African Americans do. No one but them has the right to behave that way! And it's not just about "only a nigger can call a nigger a nigger”. For example, dark-skinned people tend to be very loud when having a backyard barbecue. They like to walk around with a gun tucked under their fly and bully whites, feeling their impunity. After all, if you run over a black man, what do you hear back? That's right, you're a racist. "Blacktivity" also refers to visible changes in a neighborhood when many blacks settle there. And then there's the great comedy "Paranormal Blacktivity," you're well advised to watch. Example: - Oh man, we should get out of this neighborhood, there's a whole lot of blacktivity going on there.