mj's cabin

college classmates really think they deserve to live

i will see whoever leaves my channel after i die and haunt them for the rest of their lives

will you guys come to my funeral you are all invited (food is on you)

i need to make my will asap

i feel dizzy i thibk im dying

you cant make this up

اكثر شي يضحكني اكو واحد اسمه مفوض الرايخ بتويتر يگول حلمي اهاجر لامريكا

اذا تشوف واحد گلك اني احب التاريخ 9/10 راح يبدي يحجي عالنازية ويمجدها خاصتا اذا جان عراقي

some iraqi "atheists" are literally just nazis like they got their atheism from right wing anti immigration slop

when both of your brothers are downloading at 2 fucking pm so you build a time machine built soley on pure hatred to go back in time and make sure you were an only child

من اصير رئيس راح احظر الحَب عن العراقيين يمكن اسوء ادمان شفتة بحياتي الحب حتى مطيب و شنو يكرزون بكل وقت وبكل مكان بحيث زبالة الشارع صايرة عبارة عن حب و جگاير

feeling like youre forcing someone to talk to you is the worst feeling ever

so embarrassing

looking through my old tweets and seeing all the spelling mistakes i cant correct

الولد يكتب نر والولد الثاني يكتب تبط

اعذروني ما اعرف اسوي فعاليات وصلت 146 مشترك بالبخت والكلمة الطيبة

i used to larp the word larp cuz i didnt know what it meant

what will you give me if i snitch on whoever i see private sharing your posts

are your friends even your friends if you don’t want to makeout with them

i thibk tummy aches should stop happening after you turn 18 too grown to be saying ماما بطني توجعني