HPE - NEWS

🪠🇬🇪WORM POOP?! Famed “anti zagrosian” Georgian dork Toruk Makto has been exposed by his friend as having worm poop, genital warts, and warts on his ears as a result of being a sex addict and sleeping with prostitutes all day. His friend also revealed that the origins of his “anti zagrosianism” is a result of an Iranian man stealing his Russian girlfriend. @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇾🇪 PLCOVER? Ansarullah has been spotted in the middle of Jabal Sabr, the last stronghold of PLC. @HPE_NEWS

🪠 Houthi chads have started liberating the western part of Taiz🔥👀 the Saudijeet backed forces have been surrendering in record numbers in return for safe passage from the Ansarallah 🔥🔥 the Saudi backed media is gonna have a field day trying to cope with ts😭✌️I predict Taiz being fully liberated within a week @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷 MULLAHS GOT A NEW UPDATE! @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇾🇪 BREAKING: Taiz Tribes have announced the surrender of the city in return for protection from persecution and a return to their homes. @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷🇺🇸 Another one bites the dust 😭✌️ tanker was lowkey raped by a shahed drone👀🔥 @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷🇺🇸 Sir a third tanker has struck a mine😭✌️ ouiiii shiii the IRGC navy knows where to place these mines👀🔥 @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷🇺🇸 Sardar Ozmayi aka Guardian of the strait aka General balls was seen in a gathering of people supporting the government and the supreme leader 👀🔥 they demand that he holds down the strait and rape any ship that tries to pass without permission with his bbc😭✌️🤫 @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷🇺🇸 IRGC Navy Public Relations: An offending supertanker hit a naval mine this afternoon in the southern area of ​​the Strait of Hormuz, causing an explosion and fire in the engine room. This ship, carrying a cargo of crude oil, was attempting to exit the Strait of Hormuz, but turned off all of its navigation systems, violated the rules of the Strait of Hormuz, and suffered this accident due to passing through an unauthorized route. This is the third offending tanker to have hit naval mines and caught fire on an unauthorized route through the Strait of Hormuz since yesterday. @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇾🇪 The Najd Qassam Intersection has been taken by Ansarullah, now the mercenaries in Al Mishrak have been operationally encircled, as supplies will have to reach them from tenuous mountain routes. @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷🇺🇸 Another one bites the dust 😭✌️ the IRGC navy rapes another lil oil tanker for being naughty and trying to pass the strait without permission 😭🤣 @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇳 BREAKING: Exclusive footage shows Bharati citizen of this chat Mr Sexy pizza training to steal the white mans sniglets. @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇺🇸 BREAKING NEWS FOR GOONERS! The famed sniglet Megan Fox is launching an onlyfans! This post is dedicated to our resident Bharati gooner Mr Sexy Pizza @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷🇺🇸 Another one bites the dust 😭✌️oil tanker was severely punished and left gaping by the IRGC navy 🤣 @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 Israeli planes are conducting large exercises over Jordan, Syria and Iraq while Israeli tankers are flying over Jordan! Something big is either happening tonight or this is an exercise to prepare the Israeli airforce for a the coming conflict with Iran in the next few weeks before the Israeli elections! @HPE_NEWS

🪠 12 Saudijeets are now in hell looking up at us😭✌️ bye bye Saudi Arabia nice knowing you all that investment is about to leave your country maybe don't poke the bees nest next time😭🤣 @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷🇺🇸 The IRGC navy warned some tankers to move from Ras Alkhaeimah to Dubai port but ig they decided to ignore😭✌️ they thought shit was sweet around here 🤣 niggas got raped by projectiles 😭🥀 @HPE_NEWS

🪠 Damn the fucking terminal was blown to smithereens 😭😭 the Houthis ain't playing around gng😭🥀 @HPE_NEWS

🪠🇮🇷🇺🇸 Large ass oil tanker got raped by sea mines trying to use the illegal corridor 😭✌️niggas think shit is sweet around here pay up bread or buns🤣 @HPE_NEWS