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Jessica Bowie??

What the fuck lol

Thats bullshit and I don't believe it. Who would bother attacking a faltering has-been

#BREAKING 🇩🇪❌🇷🇺 - German authorities have discovered a weapons cache in Berlin planted by Russian intelligence for potential state-backed attacks inside Germany. A suspect linked to the case was arrested in Romania. @GeoPWatch

I would like to personally congratulate Germany on hitting 50% gas storage in late august. Thats assuredly not gonna be a problem come winter. No sir

Heh. A little too inconvenient

You won't die for the vaterland (because you don't want to be a nazi), but would you consider dying for a Döner with medium sauce and everything?

🇩🇪⚡️ — Germany’s Bundeswehr is using branded Döner bags as recruitment advertising in Berlin, featuring camouflage designs and QR codes linking to its careers website, Berliner Kurier reports. Kebab shops receive the bags for free, while the Bundeswehr says the campaign is intended to reach potential recruits in everyday settings, including young people, career changers, and skilled workers. The military describes the initiative as an “ambient” advertising campaign, although it says the direct impact on recruitment applications is difficult to measure.

After this whole debacle im starting to suspect SIDS was never a thing. The mothers are just killing em

We also name our major governmental departments Beings (as in entities), so you have the Road creature, the Tax creature, the Justice creature etc

Adding to this. Tadpole = Rumpetroll (ass troll)

https://fixupx.com/joakial_/status/2090432317290361050 Even a broken fag is right twice a day

Years since the Dutch ate their own prime minister: 354

Oh... oh no. Oh nonono. Uhoh.

🇮🇱⚡️- Clowns have been brought to Ben Gurion International Airport to entertain stranded passengers affected by the strike.