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Twister spotted in West Cork

Hux come get your woman

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Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish? Expert: No, software is constantly evolving. Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years? Expert: No, different projects. Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another? Expert: That's not how software development works. Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic. Expert: Right. Philomena: Is PHP like that?

🇵🇸🇮🇱⚡️- Two Palestinians have carried out an attack on an IDF checkpoint in Hebron, West Bank. Five Israeli soldiers have been wounded, two of them in critical condition. Prime Minister Netanyahu is conducting a situational assessment of the incident.

—❗️🇾🇪/🇸🇦 BREAKING: Multiple impacts reported; witnesses say it was one of the largest attacks yet @Middle_East_Spectator

—❗️🇮🇷/🇺🇸/🇦🇪 WATCH: Previously unseen footage of an Iranian ballistic missile hitting a U.S. base in the United Arab Emirates @Middle_East_Spectator

Trump being outmemed a thousand fold. Jesus

—❗️🇸🇦/🇾🇪 NEW: Yemeni ballistic missile and drone attack in Jazan, Saudi Arabia @Middle_East_Spectator

Be great if someone found the people responsible for that funding, then

Knowing all of this, South Carolina still elected his fucking sister

In other news, water is wet

Oh guess what guys. Just to top it all off; her mother was a less than excellent motorist.

My runner up was Mei Mei Minitop and A-cup Anqi