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Analysts are warning Germany could face shortages by January, and be completely out by Feb. So pray for a mild AF winter i guess

So Germany is entering winter with record low storage, and zero chance of adequate refill. Last year their stores dropped 57% during winter, and that was with a large amount of import available.

Germanys gas storage sits at 56%, the lowest every recorded for this time of year, and will soon be in breach of its own Gas Storage Act of 2022 which demands an 80% filling level by Oct 1st (lol). Usually this can be offset by purchasing energy from other nations such as Russia... which cant be done anymore, and Norway, who are also struggling with historic lows because of all the exporting we've done since 2022. To make matters worse, Saudis have said there will be no deliveries to Europe because Yemen fucked them up. There's no deliveries from UAE and associates because Hormuz is closed ...

If you're in Germany, now is the time to start shitting yourself. This is very much *not good*

This is a bit of a red herring. As the gays themselves have shown, they don't need a gay bar when they can just fuck in the pentangle or pentagram or whatever the metric version of a pentagon is

If you look real close you can see my lair under the flagpole

Less yapping more jeets getting ground into paste pleace

Ah yes. The old uno reverse card

And imma mainline it

Well, once less Indian one would presume

Gonna start doing this about the UK now. They've lost the privilege of being the world standard

This also explains indian propensity to being hit by trains. Its in their dna

They used to build jeet flattened like this and actually flatten jeets with em

Daily reminder that Pajeet was just participating in another fantastic aspect of his culture. The crushing under the Juggernaut

Throw that nigga in the mobile nigga flattening machine right now!

“What a wonderful day to be a professional English soccer player I hope Shitdeep Patel doesn’t kill me in the Fred Flintstone Mobile.”