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What, like youve never sacrificed things to your dong before? I know modern day niggas thatve given their whole lives to it

pagans raped and killed animals or people on some holy peener?

Hux what is the single most Whiteboy summer thing I can do in Bulgaria, asking for myself

P.s. fuck pasta

This post clinched it by the way. Never underestimate the power of words frens. And thanks blofeld and placeholder❤️

Quick follow up on this. If a state has the resources to harass people up to two degrees of separation away from someone who hasn't even broken one of their laws, the idea of millions of illegals being in the country by accident is laughable

So maybe a quick explanation is in order. A month or so ago I was informed my an IRL normie friend of mine that he had been detained and questioned by armed FBI agents on arrival in the United States. Not only him, but his travel companions, who I have never met nor have any personal knowledge of. As far as I can piece together this comes from having saved all my contacts from when I was turned away at the american border in 2024, and subsequently put them on a list. Needless to say, being inconvenienced myself is one thing, but them turning the screws on my IRLs is another thing entirely. This naturally led to me having to reassess the value of being an online shitposter (and niche right wing microceleb), but ultimately ive concluded that withdrawing from everything isn't going to make the FBI change tack. Clearly they care enough to waste time and manpower on not only me, who has never been charged with or even suspected of committing a crime in the United States, but also someone completely unrelated to me. Also, I need to shitpost about current events or I literally go crazy. All this is to say I appreciate you for continuing to follow me as I rant and ramble and try and make light of some profoundly non-light events. Furthermore, if you would share my channel around so I can reconnect to my oomfs that'd be appreciated also. Thanks for attending my Ted talk and may a thousand missiles bloom upon tel aviv

Mhmm I'm thinking its White Boy summer alright

Oh really? Jews in the 30s you say? My oh my. Well well well.

Four cups a day brother

I miss Ice Giant hope he is drinking lots of coffee

idk what this is supposed to be

Dutch (American) woman with retarded takes. She should absorb some wisdom and simply move on

— The audacity of some people is actually incredible Imagine for a minute that this was typed with a straight face. Iran should ‘absorb’ the attacks and simply ‘move on’. @Middle_East_Spectator

Im gallivanting around Bulgaria and I just tanked up my rental for 100 Euro. Thats a seventh of their net monthly income on a single tank of gas. Jfc