The Wage Cage

(begging for a bonus)

I have to stay locked in just a little longer and then the money will start rolling in

3 email browser tabs open and countless client tabs and 2 Excel spreadsheets and a word document and telegram and Spotify all open at the same time on the work computer. I hope it blows up and kills me

My ugly stupid coworkers need me to be dependable for the next 3 hours

Telling myself I'm going to quit my job after I finish this task then finishing the task, negating all need to quit my job

See you in an hour