Посольство Жирляндии (и Надувлэнда)

"Честный Джон честно выиграл пари с пивом" Автор: Oogies-Wife67

Что мне нравится в этом авторе, так это то, что он не держит свой контент с патреона за семью печатями - и чтобы получить его, нужно просто подождать. https://www.xfuraffinity.net/view/64705222/

The Pumpmaster is as crazed as he is brilliant. He's now sought revenge on everyone who's wronged him, and anyone associated with them, with the use of his diabolical devices, his Auto-Pumps. These handheld devices are loaded with his experimental gaseous concoctions and able to clamp down on his victim's body or muzzle on contact, ensuring they can't be taken off, and steadily pump the gas into them. Whether it's the use of his Air Pump, Fat Pump, Blue Pump, or Nitro Pump, all of them have dangerous effects!

[Разбавим тесные буржуинские ряды суперзлодеем класса XXXXXXL. Тем более этот лис выглядит как тот, кто надул тех двоих сверху, чтобы их тела были под стать их раздутому эго] Run! It's your local, crazed supervillain, the Pumpmaster! The Pumpmaster was formerly a scientist that worked for a large company in the Research & Development department. He was absolutely brilliant... However, genius and madness are two sides of the same coin. You could say that his experiments grew more and more "extreme" as time progressed during his time at the company. One day, a massive explosion rocked the R&D department, costing them millions, and the company was quick to pin it on the fox. He was promptly fired and shamed within the research world, ensuring he'd never work in the field again. It turns out that this worked out perfectly fine for the Pumpmaster, because now he was free from any regulations to continue his extreme work unchecked...

...Hogarth has been in and out of the court system in Texas multiple times for "violations" of safety and/or environmental regulations and abusing employees, but thanks to his absolutely gargantuan influence, the bull is untouchable. He'll waltz right back out of the courthouse after getting off scot-free with a smug smile on his bloated face while also taking pictures just outside the courthouse with his corporate executive buddies. Mr. DeGrosse is NOT a bull to be trifled with"

"Gnash Incorporated may be a titanic-sized enterprise, but who says I don't have close friends in the highest of places such as this fine gentleman right here? Introducing Hogarth DeGrosse, the single most powerful and the wealthiest man in all of Texas. DeGrosse Industries is primarily an oil corporation, but also a trucking company that handles both DeGrosse Industries hauling as well as Gnash Incorporated hauling. DGI is America's single largest oil corporation based in Houston, Texas, but also has spread throughout as much of the United States as possible. Where there's oil, there's Mr. DeGrosse. Hogarth DeGrosse is one ornery son of a bitch. He's brash, mildly hot-headed, cares not for safety or environmental regulations, loves gambling with his billions upon billions of dollars on sports, and owns the Houston Texans NFL team. He also donates millions to his favorite university, UT Austin, where the Texas Longhorns play sports...

"Kyle de Ville, your worst capitalistic nightmare and gleeful glutton. But, I suppose that's "Mr. de Ville" to you, Employee Number Whogivesadamn. I'm the hyena that you're going to be employed to for the rest of your life. You only own ONE house? I own 20, not even counting my penthouse office at Gnash Inc. HQ that acts miniature mansion so I can control the world in comfort. I can practically taste your envy, and it gives me such vitality. Maybe I'll enjoy my ninth dinner in my penthouse office while you keep working dozens of floors below me. I'm everywhere. Grocery stores. Entertainment venues. Sponsors for professional sports leagues. Big Pharma. The world is firmly in my pocket, and I will always be reaching for MORE"

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