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Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon

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Literally me

Dugan was denied bond because he said mean things about jews. @paxnaturam

Gas station attendant- "did you piss all over the walls?" Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon

"Pump why the hell are you an hour late to work?" Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon 😎

"Did you let the dog out?" "Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon."

Gonna start using that as an excuse for everything

'What did you have for breakfast?" "Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon."