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🤔 BREAKING: Hackers Used AI Voice Clones to Attack Wall Street’s Biggest Hedge Funds > listen in on a phone call > clone the voice, tone, even the phrasing > call an employee as their “coworker” > “hey can you give me access real quick” > walk straight into a hedge fund’s systems Point72: told investors Wednesday they were hit. Still reviewing. Two Sigma ($75B AUM): says they blocked it. Citadel: declined to comment 💀 📱 Join @Classified

👻 ZACHXBT AND KRUW ALMOST CAME TO BLOWS OVER THE COLDCARD HACK The Coldcard wallet incident has erupted into a heated public clash between blockchain investigator @ZachXBT and @Kruwed, the operator behind the Kruw CoinJoin coordinator. According to researchers, Bitcoin linked to the Coldcard entropy-flaw thefts is now being mixed through Kruw. Critics argue the service could refuse to process the publicly identified stolen coins but has chosen not to. Kruw disagrees, arguing that ownership cannot be proven because “the attacker and the legitimate owner share the same entropy,” adding that blacklisting coins would undermine Bitcoin’s fungibility. 📱 @Classified

⚖️ CASE CLOSED — CaaStle FOUNDER SENTENCED TODAY IN $300M FRAUD Christine Hunsicker sold hundreds of VC investors a fashion-tech company valued at over $1.4 billion. The numbers were hers — falsified income statements, fake audited financials, fabricated bank records. One year she showed investors a $439M revenue, $66M profit business. Reality: $15.7M in sales and an $81M loss. The SEC says she overstated profits by 7,300%. An audit she credited to BDO turned out to be for a year BDO never worked with the company. Agents seized her devices in March 2025 — she kept selling shares anyway. CaaStle went bankrupt three months later. She pleaded guilty in March, forfeited nearly $300M, and gets sentenced today. Up to 20 years. 😀 @Classified

🎰 ARE “PROVABLY FAIR” CASINOS ALWAYS PROVABLY FAIR? Two separate posts on X (Post 1 & Post 2) have raised questions about @Winna casino provably fair system. One player claims to have lost $7.3 million on a private Slide game and says @Winna has yet to provide the pre-bet commitments and server logs needed to independently verify the disputed rounds. An independent reviewer also says the disputed bets cannot currently be verified and has publicly asked @Winna to release the technical data that its own fairness system should retain. At the time of writing, @Winna has not publicly responded to these claims. What do you think? Are “provably fair” casinos truly provably fair - or are they simply designed to take your money? 📱 @Classified

🚨 UPDATE: COLDCARD LOSSES NOW PAST $100M It started at $38M. Then $70M. Then $88.6M. Galaxy Research now confirms 1,596 BTC stolen from ~7,300 addresses - and with the suspected fourth wave, the real number is closer to 2,055 BTC (~$130M). Would you still trust a hardware wallet after this? 😀 @Classified

⚠️ JUST IN: Revolut’s CEO bought a €350M superyacht and skipped the broker who found it for him. Cecil Wright is now suing Nik Storonsky for €17.5M, claiming he closed directly with the seller to dodge its 5% commission. 😀 @Classified

Following our post on Strategy’s bitcoin sales Saylor has answered the public criticism on X. 😀 @Classified

🚨 TELEGRAM RESPONDS After hours of being unavailable on the App Store, Telegram is back and posted this. Apple explained that the app was pulled over content violating its rules on child sexual abuse material, and restored once Telegram removed it and banned the user. 😀 @Classified

⚠️NEW IN: APPLE SUES UK AGAIN Apple filed a second complaint over Britain’s demand for access to encrypted iCloud backups. The first order covered UK + US users. Washington killed it. London quietly reissued it for UK users only. 🔓Apple pulled its strongest iCloud encryption tier from UK users in 2025 rather than build a backdoor. 💀Brits privacy is cooked. PEAK UK.. 😀 @Classified

🎁 THE END OF WALLET BALANCE LARPING? A video shows how iPhone apps can be used to fake crypto wallet balances, making it appear as if someone holds far more assets than they actually do. The trick highlights how easily screenshots and screen recordings can be manipulated to impress followers. Don’t let the com clowns fool you 📱 @Classified

⚠️JUST IN: The executive producer of "Joker" and "Longlegs" was arrested for running a $100 million Ponzi. Jason Cloth, raised funds from investors claiming “the money would back films and gaming ventures”. Instead he paid old investors with new money, buried millions in Canadian real estate, and falsified account statements for seven straight years. Arrested in Beverly Hills, he faces 7 federal wire fraud counts in Chicago. 😀 @Classified

📱 USER CLAIMS HE REPORTED THE COLDCARD BUG YEARS AGO A user in this post claims his Bitcoin was drained from a Coldcard wallet three years ago through the same vulnerability that surfaced over the weekend. According to the post, he reported the issue to the company at the time. Instead of investigating the claim, he alleges that Coldcard blocked him from its community channels. INSANE. 📱 @Classified

🚨 FUD ALERT “Strategy authorized $5B in $BTC sales” is trending today. It’s not new. Strategy announced this on June 29, as part of its BTC Monetization Program - a month before Q2 results, not after the loss. What it actually allows: • Building a USD reserve • MSTR and STRC buybacks • Paying STRC dividends The program permits sales. It doesn’t require them. Saylor: no new authorization, no “never sell” policy ever, and Strategy expects to stay a net buyer over time. Large accounts recycled old news as breaking. Some of them already deleted the post. Check the date before you panic. 🧊 😀 @Classified

🎁 CASINO REFUSES TO FREEZE $445K LINKED TO BITCOIN THEFT Based on this post, a Coldcard victim traced 17 BTC from the hack through @THORChain into 229.72 ETH (~$445K), which was then deposited into Duel Casino. Despite receiving transaction hashes and forensic evidence minutes after the deposit, Duel reportedly refused to freeze the funds, telling the victim to have law enforcement contact them first. One question remains: is requiring a police report a legitimate compliance step, or a delay that gives stolen funds time to be gambled away? 🤔 📱 @Classified

‼️ CZ TAKES A SHOT AT COLDCARD After the Coldcard firmware bug drained tens of millions in Bitcoin, CZ posted about a victim who lost $1.6M — and made a point of mentioning that Trust Wallet, which Binance acquired, hit the exact same class of bug years ago: a random number generator that wasn’t truly random, $12M in losses. Then the line that did the work: they covered every user. Software will always have bugs, what matters is who’s behind it. Coldcard has told users to move their funds. It has not offered to cover them. 😀 @Classified

⚠️ THE SCAM THAT NEVER LEAVES TELEGRAM Researchers at CTM360 have mapped a fraud network running entirely inside Telegram - no external links, no unfamiliar domains. Users tap “Start” on a bot. A Mini App opens in Telegram’s own browser: a dashboard, a fake balance, a countdown. Withdrawal requires a deposit first. Dozens of domains, one shared backend, and impersonated brands including Apple, Disney, NVIDIA and Coca-Cola. Some bots also pushed Android APK files disguised as real apps. 😀 @Classified

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⚠️ JUST IN: A FIRMWARE BUG MADE BITCOIN WALLETS GUESSABLE An attacker swept roughly 594 BTC (~$38M) from about 500 Coldcard wallets in under 30 minutes. The cause: a macro error from March 2021 that made the devices generate predictable keys instead of random ones. Chainalysis links $38M+ to the flaw. Galaxy Research estimates up to ~$70M across ~1,200 addresses. 😀 @Classified