Wulfgar's Onion Fields 3: Fangorn Forest Forklift Fraternity and Floozy Fornication Fiesta

Fullfap day 9: Prayers needed

sometimes wednesday is friday night

got called AI for like the 5th time award

I need a massage

Day 7 No Fap: Urge to kill growing

"I was diarrheaing into the top of the central air condensor unit ouside the house when I heard the fan turn on. I was immediately immersed in an upward-flowing stream of aerosolized poopmist and awkwardly lurched sideways off the unit and into the marigolds. As I looked up to see the rising cloud of brown particulates paint a vertical streak up the side of the house I couldn't help but marvel at the beauty of life's wonders and the path of poor decisions that had led me directly to this place in the river of human history"