Brainstorm Alphas

Fighting for $TON memes since exactly 2 years. If you go through the posts you will revisit the glorious epic meme season that followed. And same thing is about to happen on ton. Many coped and many will.

Breaking: Durov says don’t give a fuck about fud as he owns his shit and does not depends on Putins Rubles.

🧐Despite some FUD, Telegram has no dependence on Russian capital. Our recent $1.7B bond offering included exactly zero Russian investors. Old bonds issued in 2021 have largely been repaid and pose no issue. 😌 In any case, bondholders are not shareholders and have no say over Telegram’s decisions. I am the sole shareholder. 😈

Gm, Utopia’s new platform is massive. There are many sites trying to achieve the same, but they are completely shit. Their key focus is taking money from people. Utopia will have solve this and gain a huge market share by sharing with the consumers. Revenue share is a first in this category. Plus the referral system, this can bring in a huge amount of eyes / people. $UTOPIA my comfiest hold. Hardest working team in the space, floor above 200k for 70 days, huge platform for masses of people coming.. Do i need to tell more? Undervalued AF. 0xd83c128e7498be555845a6dc331a99e1524c1777

But hey at least i talk about what i believe.most ppl don’t even have guts to shill their bag. I mean if ur buys are not followed by ur shills then ur buys are bad for the chart and for ur community

And when i say i believe, its just mean that. I don’t guarantee nothing. Still recovering from my past traumas 🎁

And remember i kept telling you to buy pet goat of the ultimate 🐐 durov named by his love $tonski for like everyday in last 40 days. At 400k at 25k at 50k and now 200k. And i believe it will 200x more from here and it’s still early.

Bridge to $TON and make ur mama proud.

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And All of them cto

Rose - most used telegram bot, dominating all other bots and crypto native Utya - most used duck sticker probably and good viability, almost telegram favourite Paper plane - telegram logo Tonski - ticker start with ton + real pet + GOAT Redo - need no introduction Anything else i miss ?

Or kols forgot about it ?

Btw no one is talking about it but you all know paper plane is telegram logo. At 150k it kinda hurts…

Real meme season hasn’t even started yet Thesis - humour is result of extreme cope and memes are result of how much the world is fucked in real time. Bad times forces satire to cope